
ALT reddit story: "I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens. Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen! Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!? Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn't it? Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS? Me: errr, yeah, they're predators you know? Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS? Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them Frank: THEY FLY... wait, hang on... Oh.... I see... Err... In German, Igel is... Errr... (long, long pause)... AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!"

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ALT a small white dog is outstretched fully atop a black and red foam roller. his front paws are down, but he’s getting deep into his psoas, and his short back legs are pointing out at an upward diagonal. he’s watching you watching him from the corner of his eye, but he really can’t be interrupted during this process.


























