Did @asickenger & I just buy matching glitter shoes? I'll never tell. XOXO

"Conversation is the oldest game." Alec Berve

When you're feeling like 😍 Billie Holiday is a really good soundtrack. FYI

Blasting Carmina Burana in my office to fight the afternoon blues. I feel good about my choices.

The age old question: do I take midol or do I tough it out so I can drink beer? 💁🏻🍻

If you think you're being subtweeted, maybe you're the problem. 💁🏻✌🏻️

Ambiance, spiced nuts, & spiked egg nog. Candy knows how to treat a lady. @Moore_Candy_plz @asickenger

I try to apply the Bechdel Test to my real life friendships. If it doesn't work, I don't maintain the friendship.

"Should we do that cool thing where we exit through the garage & leave it open?" @kitticarus

I thought I loved my job but then today we literally watched an episode of parks & rec to kick off our day & I truly understood that love.

I am having the reaction of every person in this gif internally at the same time. xitter.cf/Em____ily/status/67467…

@asickenger @iamasong Carmen you GET her

Eating chocolate in the dark & watching Gilmore Girls as therapy after that finale of The Leftovers.

@_stfj 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

When you're on a date with a coworker & run into your HR lady: xitter.cf/Em____ily/status/67321…