Adam

Allegedly with staffer Tamara Joseph (one must wonder why he chose Thing 2 for her costume with Hila as Thing 1)

You weren't kidding, huh

Darren my potato... StudyGuy... What a time

@polishedrelish @cabby

Crazy I could have had jagerbombs with the birthday boy if my Steam was a real person

They dq'd a guy for using the toilet, hyrox is the poop yourself event confirmed

Your day will come, they will be yours

Bro's allergic to basic research

Been playing the long game on this one

I got got, my phone did the vibration so I thought it was shiny but it was just XXL