Portland, ME
Joined May 2009
We have TWO shows this month! One in Cambridge and one at Opus in Salem. Tickets currently in sale for both. Don't miss out! #titties 💋💋
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I wrote an article for @ThoughtCatalog about Knight. Now you can read & know my thoughts. Very emotional day. thoughtcatalog.com/jemmye-ca…
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Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Hope your night is filled with celebration and drinks - a tequilabration, as it were. ¡Salud!
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Throwback to my first burlesque show (and when I was blonde!) #TheBetsiFeathers #blonde… instagram.com/p/2GVWVQsolm/
Making my NH debut on Friday at The Gaslight! Come see me shake my boobies #burlesque #PortsmouthNH #titties
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RIP Tinkerbell, you lived a betchier life than most humans
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Some people are running 26.2 miles right now and I can't even bring myself to put pants on
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'Sports!' - I yell as I don't give a shit about the #NCAAChampionship
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I have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself, yet still think that I'm better than everyone else
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mom loves each and every one of you.
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Still don't know which one is Kylie and which one is Kendall and I'm totally fine with that.
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Why has Percy Weasley got his arm around Narcissa Malfoy? Find out in my new... kidding. I'M KIDDING. #NotAPrequel
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And finally, because, you know, it's the internet... #WorldBookDayForDogs
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I do love @Ritzcrackers . Like a lot. – at Athens, GA
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Missy Eliott is so BAE right now
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I can't wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers #betchesfordarwinism
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I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
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Oh you like Neflix and Naps? We should date.
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Lockjaw the turtle
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