I'm me

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2016
Replying to @JABBAWOCKEEZ
Hawk rn
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#Common names his top 5 beats he's ever rapped on.
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We're in the trenches guys!
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This prank is dangerous. God Abeg o 😂😂
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I'm so happy I don't consume stupid shi mahn.
𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗜𝗧 𝗝𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗞𝗔𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗘, 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗦𝗨𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 What looked like an ordinary homestead in Muthua, Kabete, was being used as a clandestine juice factory, until a vigilant member of the public blew the whistle. Acting on the information, detectives from Kabete Police Station responded swiftly. At the homestead, they found two men, Alex Mwaruta and James Munala Inyangala in the middle of producing counterfeit juice. Both were arrested on the spot. A search of the homestead then peeled back the layers of the operation, revealing what appeared to be a fully fledged counterfeiting setup. Detectives recovered approximately 1,400 filled 200ml and 300ml bottles of suspected counterfeit juice, alongside 56 cartons of empty bottles, five packets of bottle tops, two blue drums and three assorted-colour basins. Also recovered were office glue, rubber stamps and ink, assorted stickers, an expired certificate authorising the use of the Standardisation Mark for a well-known juice brand, as well as assorted powdery and colourless substances packed in polythene bags in 50-gram portions and in 200ml and 300ml bottles. The scene was subsequently processed by detectives from the Crime Scene Investigation (CSI), while the recovered items were secured as exhibits. The two suspects remain in custody as investigations continue. Counterfeit beverages produced in unregulated and unhygienic environments can expose unsuspecting consumers to serious health risks. Such illegal operations also undermine legitimate manufacturers and deprive the government of rightful tax revenue. The DCI remains relentless in trailing down counterfeiters and dismantling the networks behind the trade. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (toll-free) or WhatsApp 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!
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This might just be the greatest segment of All time.
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📅 On this day, 12 years ago, one of the best Premier League games of recent times. 🦊🔥 🔵 Leicester City 5-3 Manchester United 🔴 United had Rooney, Van Persie, Falcao and Di María and were unbelievable for 45 minutes.
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Brighton - All attacks vs Arsenal Domination!
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Still get goosebumps man
What’s a ‘You just had to be there’ moment.
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Replying to @ChampionsLeague
Play this 2012 version and hear the difference
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Why take of Rashford though? Smh..
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Morgan Gibbs White dagger
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Primetime being left off WTT was the rap equivalent of the mercy rule.
“i made jesus walks im never goin to hell, couture level flow is never goin on sale, luxury raps, the hermes of verses, sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive !” like tf he fried him
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🐐🐐🐐
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7 Man United Goals That Broke The Internet Which one did you like the most? #mufc
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Hahaha
Being in Kindergarten in late 2013👌🏽
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Stormzy went crazy on this one ☝️, & Tay Keith was one of the producers 💔🕊️.
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