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sesame skeet 😎 retweeted
Not the only factor, of course, but social media slop has played an underestimated role persuading Jewish-American boomers and Gen Xers that the Democratic party is on the verge of an antisemitic, or even anti-Zionist, "takeover." You can't be a well-informed, discerning observer f US politics and maintain that the party of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries is on the slippery slope to pogroms. You can't live in reality and think that AOC has it in for Jews. There's been a real shift at the Dem median but it's a shift favoring stronger condemnations of Israeli war crimes and settler expansion, and exerting real leverage on Netanyahu's government, rather than giving them the de facto blank check Biden did. If *that's* your idea of an antisemitic takeover you're so far from reality you should seek treatment.
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Jews are washed imo - total collapse in their once vaunted ability to interface with the American political system because their donor decision making is driven by emotional reactions to slop
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Love how in 1925, people in Tennessee were perceived as backwards hicks for holding opinions that are now fully mainstream among mainstream republicans
It’s fascinating to me that the evolution debate in politics just kind of faded away gradually even though creationism is still widely held in mass opinion.
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So Musk approaches Trump with a really neat plan on how to send a message to Zelenskyy, who Musk is losing his patience with for failure to capitulate, and Trump and Hegseth agree. They coordinate this with Putin. There is a night of carnage in Kyiv as all of a sudden Ukrainians are unable to defend themselves. Innocent Ukrainians die at the hands of Musk, Trump, Hegseth and Putin. If not for what those four agreed to do that night these dead Ukrainians would be breathing right this moment. Musk quickly disowns any responsibility the next day out of concern that bad publicity could affect European business. Nice job electorate. Really sweet. Because of your stupidity and carelessness the United States is now a country that murders its friends' citizens just to teach them a lesson. This represents a betrayal that is hard for me to believe and stomach.
“Elon Musk approached Donald Trump with the idea of slowing down Starlink in Ukraine, The Telegraph can reveal. The billionaire tech entrepreneur approached the US president with the proposal to introduce speed limits on the system, which hampered Ukraine’s drone defences, according to four sources familiar with the discussions. One of the sources said Mr Trump “agreed” with Mr Musk’s suggestion, paving the way for the Pentagon to execute the slowdown on Starshield, the military-grade version of the satellite communications system.
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It’s so disgusting that David Attenborough didn’t even pay those penguins either
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Donald Trump is President and proved that security clearances are fake and optional if you’re powerful enough
Serious question to my security experts here: will El-Sayed be able to get a security clearance given his associations if he’s elected to the Senate??
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Leapfrogging over a semi to land on the SUV in front of it, killing a family of 4 plus yourself #LibsOwned
A lot of people are not looking at the practical uses of the new Tesla Roadster. Let's say you are driving down the interstate, a semi truck loses control. It is coming right at you and your family. There is nothing that can be done. The Roadster faster than you can blink examines all exit options, and weighs their risks of safety, then realizes that the only safe option is to jump over the semi truck. Before you can turn the wheel in a direction that will kill you, your car jumps over the truck. Your family is saved. I will buy the minivan version of this right now Elon.
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sesame skeet 😎 retweeted
Is this Labor MP suggesting that trans people should be excluded from *mixed sex* hospital wards? (Again, so weird that the UK even has single-sex wards). This doesn’t even have the pretense of “integrity of single sex spaces”; it’s openly a call for total segregation.
I’m sorry you’ll resign but I was in a mixed sex emergency ward with my mother as she had no where to go and tbh I was more concerned about the trans person there because of how my mother would have reacted than for them.I stayed there to make sure all was ok. Think of everyone!
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Yeah man I think comfy park benches are better than gas chambers, sue me
Rightist solution: remove the problem Leftist solution: normalize the problem
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sesame skeet 😎 retweeted
quick do another kickflip
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sesame skeet 😎 retweeted
So it’s official: Reuters has confirmed that the White House gave the order to disrupt Starlink so Russia could attack Kyiv with no advanced warning. The US aided and abetted Putin’s killing of numerous civilians in Ukraine. Trump’s a traitor, a Russian asset who is using US military technology to help our enemy.
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sesame skeet 😎 retweeted
Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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The "flying" Tesla stunt proves that most of you would cheer for jingling keys
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politics has rotted your brain when you can't even admit it's weird to publicly buddy up with a guy you've accused of being an elite pedophile
politics has rotted your brain when you can't even admit a car jumping over another car is pretty fucking cool
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i think it's perfectly reasonable for engineers to hate elon for his politics, actually. imagine tanking the possibility of tech progress because you've publicly tied it to the most corrupt and unpopular administration in recent memory
Unfortunately if ur an engineer you cant really hate elon for his politics 😭 single handedly the most impactful engineer of our era !!!
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wrong! his trillionaire status was largely because he leveraged his money to buy political influence and secure government contracts. he's a welfare queen
Hey if you're wondering how Elon gets to hire and retain really talented engineers it's because he unleashes them on sick shit like this and removes the dead weight that gets in the way. This has largely driven his ascent to a trillionaire.
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All the flying car discourse On Here is so funny like lmao okay yeah im sure the net-profitable legacy automakers are shaking in their boots
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yeah there may be record income inequality allowing a single individual to buy elections for pedophiles, but on the other hand if we try to prevent that then cars wont be able to do backflips. so who's to say
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if a scientist created a cancer vaccine, elon musk would spend a billion dollars electing an antivaxxer to ban it
If Elon created a cancer vaccine, people would complain about the size of the needle.
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> booty shorts are indefensible bruh half this app will eagerly go to bat for the perpetrator in whatever is the current rape case du jour, i think tight workout pants being "indefensible" is out of touch with reality lol
I think a lot of the online response to that joke stems from people who haven't been to the gym for a few years (heh heh) and assume he was talking about outfits like this and not the Cheek Splitter 9000s. "Yoga pants" were perhaps controversial at one point but the new shorts just seem totally indefensible
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