
The only Ellis Mehl on twitter. Occasionally appear on #ABWradio and A Bergkamp Wonderland podcast @TheAFCPodcast #AFC #COYG #FuckEllis
Norwich, England
Joined January 2012
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Pod 596 : We Just Keep On Winning *An Arsenal Podcast
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I dont know if Adam is on twitter but hes nailed it here, his tiktok handle is adamthecco, makes great content.
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Podcast 594 : Angrily Rating All 60 Premier League Kits *An Arsenal Podcast
With Danny, Kris & Josh
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Podcast 593 : Let's All Laugh At City ... La La La *An Arsenal Podcast
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Cartels exist to guarantee outcomes. In this case both financial and on pitch.
If the 3 red clubs are a cartel, why haven't they demanded seperate TV deals? I guarantee that 99% of viewers would watch those 3 clubs. That's what a cartel would do.
And some saying " Cartels aren't about league position or trophies". Of course they fucking are. A cartel creates rules that guarantee success.
Deal with the facts that other clubs with huge support ( and therefore revenue in the past) completely mismanaged their clubs at the crucial time of change from 1st Division to Prem.
If your massive club has spent half of 100 years outside the top flight or didn't win a trophy for 70 years, that's on those clubs not fucking Arsenal 😭
I think the Red Cartel is a myth used by underachieving club supporters.
Liverpool didn't win a league for 30 years.
United similar
Arsenal 22 and never won a European Champions Cup
Chelsea were a run down shitheap run by a man putting barbed wire up.
City were a club you just had to beat to get where you needed to go.
Villa finished second in the early Prem and never capitalised despite always been run prudently
Newcastle won nothing for 70 years with plenty of fans and Prem money.
Leeds spent half of their existence outside of the top flight
Yes, there are romantic and historic reasons why Liverpool, United and Arsenal "caught fire" and imaginations of huge numbers. It's why people buy iphones, Ferraris, want to live in London, New York or Paris. Some things transcend the normal.
The 3 big clubs aren't all wine and roses either. Glazers are a cancer on the club, FSG and LFC fans butt heads often, likewise Kroenkes. But to suggest they have some golden key to unlock corrupt practice over 5 decades on their favour, there just isn't the evidence for it.
Do I believe every club should start a season having a capable squad which I'm theory could win the league? Yes.
Do I think the current financial rules punish some clubs because of the corruption of others? Yes.
Do I think every club should spend whatever they like? No, because of the shitshow we're seeing today.
City and Chelsea when I was a kid were second division also rans and a Steve Mackenzie thunderbastard v Spurs. And that's cool, loved both.
But the "Red Cartel" trophy cabinet is real, and won fairly and squarely at home and abroad. Rome, Barcelona, White Hart Lane, etc etc.
Chelsea, City ( and other clubs now) feel 60 years of being crap entitles them to a turbo charged catch up programme based on state ownership, oligarchy and alleged serious financial wrongdoing.
Those clubs should all come together and force the Prem to change all sorts of rules. They don't. Why? They all look after number 1.
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And so it begins. Etihad Airways. Owned by an Abu Dhabi sovereign wealth fund chaired by Sheikh Mansour’s brother
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Bro called Arsenal cheats for corner kick goals but is defending fucking Man City for pulling off a £900M heist😭😭😭
🏆’I WOULDN’T WANT IT’
@mikel_john_obi is not about to discredit what Manchester City’s players achieved on the pitch.
And here’s why.
📺 New Taking the Mikel episode: youtu.be/a1ny45EWxfM
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Yeah. I mean, other than following the classical Resident Evil formula of starting as relatively grounded horror and gradually escalating into grotesque sci-fi insanity; featuring a bioweapon outbreak as the catalyst; taking place in Raccoon City; culminating in a secret laboratory; featuring zombies, infected dogs, and increasingly bizarre mutant creatures; having its protagonist start with a basic handgun and progressively acquire bigger and more ridiculous weapons; forcing him to scavenge for ammunition and conserve what little he has; making him rummage through drawers for supplies; confronting him with inexplicably elaborate locks; including typewriters, First-Aid Spray, Green Herbs, and other direct references to game items; occasionally switching into first-person and over-the-shoulder perspectives that mimic the games; sending him through rural environments, city streets, underground areas, a hospital, and finally a laboratory; having Umbrella scientists fucking around with biological weapons; and ultimately transforming its protagonist into a giant Bio-weapon that looks exactly like something you’d fight at the end of a Resident Evil game . . .
Yeah, other than all that, it barely had anything to do with the fucking games.
Resident Evil Movie Review
The words Raccoon City and Umbrella Corporation are said a few times during the movie and they are the only things that suggest its stated source material.
Throwing in random visual references to a Typewriter, First Aid Sprays and Padlocks does not make a Resident Evil movie.
What you get instead is a body horror movie featuring mutants out of an entirely different franchise, a nonsensical setting and a host of "characters" that make such bafflingly stupid decisions, that you feel nothing when they inevitably get killed by their own stupidity.
All wrapped up with frequent poor attempts at humour and an ending that's so bizarre and out of place, even in this nonsense movie, that you end up wondering what even was the point of following this character's journey.
If you think that this is a good Resident Evil adaptation or even a good video game adaptation.
Then you need to actually play Resident Evil and realise that this movie isn't even attempting to be Resident Evil or any kind of video game movie.
Pod 592 : Baby Max Dowman The Next Messi? *Arsenal Podcast
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Expect this to happen for every piece of comic book media from now on.
People say it's shit before it comes out...but when it's actually gas, they say nothing and look for the next thing to complain about.
It's all deadass for engagement.
Believe nothing on this site.
Genuinely loving the Wolverine game. Yeah it’s not majorly difficult (I’m playing on mutant difficulty) but I’m still dying and actually struggled a bit with the omega red boss fight! Just shows how toxic this app is. You’re playing as a super hero you should feel over powered!
It's been said many times but there's no point in Dermot Gallagher being wheeled out for this if he's just going to scramble to defend refs.
The entire point of VAR is to implement the rules that they "know inside out" with "focus". It's their soul reason for being invloved.
Let’s ignore the fact that Enzo tried to play the ball, thus interfering with play and preventing Martinez from cutting the ball out to Haaland. If Haaland is so close to being offside, it’s not a clear and obvious error, is it?
#MUNMCI – 59’ VAR OVERTURN
VAR checked the referee’s call of no goal for offside – and determined that Haaland was in an onside position and recommended that the goal was awarded.
The VAR also deemed that while in an offside position, Fernandez didn’t play the ball.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Rule 2 of the offside law includes the wording "A player in an offside position ... by clearly attempting to play a ball which is close when this action impacts on an opponent", suggesting Enzo Fernández should have been ruled offiside.
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We've won, but there's a yellow for Arteta for leaving his technical area and a pen for 'wrestling' so really everyone goes home happy
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The new big thing this season is people just putting a picture of a player holding a mic and making up quotes.
Some seriously sick people on this app.
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Pod 590 : The Transfer Has Window Closed But Are We Happy? *Arsenal Podcast
With Danny, Josh, Femi, Richard & Ellis
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