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Crawley Town FC #TownTeamTogether & Brighton Womenโ€™s #SupportYourLocal Saying random stuff online for over a decadeโ€ฆ *satire* if youโ€™ve blocked me, Iโ€™ve won.

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Joined October 2011
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#FC25 has all but come to an end. SO HERE IS MY CRAWLEY TOWN FC TEAM!! -7 99 rated cards -98 rated team -707 games with Mullarkey -792 goals with Hepburn-Murphy -Buffon is an honorary Crawley player Had such a fun time using these players! Anyone else have a team? ๐Ÿ‘€
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The funniest bit of all of this is the people that think that Crawley have ANY favour with refs. They want us down as much as everyone else wants us down!!
I knew it !! ๐Ÿ˜ท #oafc
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It wasnโ€™t pretty, but we take a huge three points up in Oldham! #TownTeamTogether๐Ÿ”ด
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This is one of those GOOD times weโ€™ve brought a player back! Welcome back Flinty!
๐Ÿคฉ Welcome back to Crawley, Josh Flint! #TownTeamTogether๐Ÿ”ด
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Maisie Symonds, that is ridiculous! ๐Ÿคฏ The hosts take the lead in style โšก๏ธ #BarclaysWSL | @BHAFCWomen
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๐ŸŒ… A new dawn! #TownTeamTogether๐Ÿ”ด
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I want the life of Crash Bandicoot
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James McClean has genuinely said he thinks therapy is a sign of weakness in men Simply, that is a disgusting, disgraceful thing to say Asking for help is the strongest thing a man can do, shame on McClean for thinking otherwiseโ€ฆ
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I've sat in the same seat at my football team for fifteen years. Chatted to the same guys and look forward to it. I have no idea what any of their names are. Can't ask now can I?
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Heโ€™s 100% right. Just think about Chesterfieldโ€™s second; awful clearance. How does CKR affect that?
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ "You can't point those things at a manager." ๐Ÿ”ด #CrawleyTown's Dylan Morgan on their league position & his time at the club. ๐ŸŽง bbc.in/4ym4HY0
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Football has never been more back!
15.11.26. Stadium of Light. WSL2. Be there... ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”— shorturl.at/a6zJP
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Might happen this season at some pointโ€ฆ
๐Ÿด The Ors will be looking to get back amongst the goals! #TownTeamTogether๐Ÿ”ด
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Thereโ€™s always someone doing worse ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ’ช Looking to get back to winning ways! #TownTeamTogether๐Ÿ”ด
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Join us in paying tribute to the late, great Ludฤ›k Mikloลกko this Friday ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ”— tinyurl.com/mr37xfeu
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Crawley fans know, as good as he may have been, this is PRIME COREY ADDAI!
โ€œItโ€™s an absolute HOWLER!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Burtonโ€™s Corey Addai will not want to watch this one back ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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This is, objectively, fucking hilarious!
Leah Williamson didn't realise the ball was in play... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ The referee said a goal kick had been taken, handball! โŒ
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BACK LEVEL! โšฝ๏ธ Anthony Gordon finishes off a swift #ThreeLions counter attack! ๐Ÿ˜
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