Elliott Karr

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I’ll come out and say it: 50s country is the best. Don’t fight it. 🌵

Might be the bearded Moto man in me, but if you can’t get down with Bob Seger.... Fuck right off into space.

I think Spider-Man was into bondage. Think about it. 🕸🕸🕸

Ever take a nap and wake up in a total fog for the whole rest of the day? The hell is that about

We’re the good guy of our own stories, but we’re the bad guy of someone else’s

If you always make yourself the victim, you can justify always being awful.

You never see successful ppl posting daily inspirational quotes. 🤔

I couldn’t hate Snapchat any more than I do now. What is this update?

If Easy Lover by Phil Collins doesn’t make you groove like mad you’ve gotta be an alien 🕺

Met a dude who has washed dishes at red lobster for 5yrs. Sir, your life is one enormous disappointment. Please. Grow out of high school.

The older I get the more cyclical day to day feels. Solution - never grow to adulthood.

Heard someone call motorcycles “The Cigarette Of Transportation Modes” 🏍🚬

Lush is literally the most intimidating shopping experience of your life. They will never leave you alone. Pros at the smoke & mirror dance

I just made the best fish tacos to ever grace someone’s mouth. I’d go 10 rounds with Bobby Flay rn

Who's in Motown and wants to get marios tonight

Nobody... NOBODY expects instant gratification more than the baby boomers. unreal. Use your old fucky brain and consider the situation.