Now: Melwood Global | Then: State House reporter @WWLP22News | @chronicle5 | All opinions are my own | Queen of typos | IG: @EllenFlem

Boston, MA
Joined May 2011
Sometimes that Boston accent slips out when you least expect it
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~ Just two hockey fans talking about hockey ~ Me: “Mittelstadt…is he new?” Pete: “No, he joined last year” Me: “Do you know what Mittelschmerz is? Pete: “No” Me: “Its the pain women feel during ovulation.” Pete: “……”
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Ellen Fleming retweeted
Laura’s back in sports, folks!
Embarrassing. For an veteran sideline reporter to extract an apology from a young player for an innocent offhand comment about an AI video is absurd.
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@USAMensHockey thoughts?
FBI Director Kash Patel's decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect victims of sex trafficking. cnn.it/4j6gQfK
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Just realized I was actually 18 in 2010 and now I’ve lost all credibility
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Just a few weeks after Callaway published an ad featuring a man tackling a woman to the ground. Genuinely confused by anyone who thinks a video (AI or not) of a woman being assaulted is funny, and even more confused how that opinion is ‘woke’
Arch Manning apologizes for “an insensitive comment about an AI video” on his Instagram stories. He specifically apologizes to Holly Rowe as well.
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My villain origin story
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And even on my Hawaiian honeymoon I cannot escape Massachusetts politics
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I will not be explaining any further.
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The #1 girl dad in the game stays winning
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Strong episode of @WhatChaosShow today. Didn't love that the mention of a strong, independent, and funny woman was completely glossed over, but there is always room for improvement - 3/5 stars
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Could be worse…could be raining
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You would think I would enjoy watching a bunch of grown, rich men embarrass themselves in front of thousands of adoring fans….but this is too sad for even me to handle
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I used my Bruins rally towel to dry my hands in the bathroom & everyone thought I was making a statement on how bad this game is…..but in reality there were just no paper towels #sports
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I know little about hockey…but the second hand embarrassment I’m feeling right now is palpable
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It’s Tax Day and he hasn’t asked me to be his taxes yet 💔
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Pete surprised me with a McDonalds Diet Coke today too. Never been more in love.
Got to break this news to my wife and she acted like I told her we killed Bin Laden again. Bravo Husbands rise
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Ellen Fleming retweeted
The last thing anyone wanted when USA won was for it to become political. Can’t cry “don’t make it political, people just look for stuff, etc.” with this. It was all avoidable
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Yes, what a loser life I must live
Replying to @EllenFlem
Remember when you were a starte house reporter and weren’t totally fucking retarded? What a loser life you must live
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