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❝ Go oɴ, ѕтop мe. ❞ ☨ ⌈N⌋SFW ☨ Mᴀғɪᴀ﹗AU ⠀ ↳ ⠀ Tнe Deαdly Gυαrdιαɴ ☨ Mɪʀ﹣Lɪᴛ ☨ Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ﹖ ⠀ ⠀┎ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ┐ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⚠ ⠀ 𝙸 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ⠀⚠ ⠀ ⠀┖ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ┙

Creeps up on @jeongdx.

Closes in on @jeongdx and circles his arms around the younger from behind. "Guess who-"

❝ Even in the glaring daylight, you still seem to shine. I just can't express how thankful I am that you're mine. ❞ @jeongdx

"Hell – Why . . . are you so damn adorable?" xitter.cf/bydaehyunx/status/9858…

"You're so precious, love." xitter.cf/bydaehyunx/status/9847…

"Off to bed I go."

"Sleep is taking it's toll on me."

Fakes a cough as he makes for a few random waves of his hand. "Love's in the air, and it isn't even Valentines."

How does one 'April Fools' – "I'm pregnant." He tried.

"Wait . . . It's April Fools?"

"God, I'm a bipolar."

"What a humid day."

"Listen here, brat. I wouldn't be treating your money like it's scrap if you hadn't treated me like I'm some sort of free labour waiting to get paid. I don't need any of that." xitter.cf/affluentdean/status/98…

"My, we've only met twice and already you understand me this much. How flattering. But yes, it would only serve as great practice for my origami." xitter.cf/affluentdean/status/98…

[] Each time I notice a typo that I've made, I just feel like screaming

"An hour ago, I foolishly stepped on a marble. Eveb now, the heel of my foot's still hurting. That is one powerful marble – "

"Such a beaut, honestly. The extents I would go through to attain a garden full of these."

"Wow." He's genuinely amazed, eyes wide with apparent awe as he answers with an absent-minded nod of his head. "You truly are the greatest. I'd certainly love to have them all, please." xitter.cf/cherryjupiter/status/9…