Signs for a fish fry get my neck turnin’ real quick.

No greater anxiety than being stuck in a drive thru

I’m going to be Ghost Malone this year for Halloween.

My veins are filled with Jersey Mike’s Juice

There’s something freaky about Chicken Salad Chick

The name is Slaw, Cole Slaw.

All I am trying to do is talk about weather.

Baseball kids and their dads dressing the exact same out in public just gets me, man.

Justin Bieber looks like the guys from my hometown that stole kids bikes

My rap name, Lil Buzzkill

This got me.

Nothing gets me going more than condo development

Jason Aldon’t

When I see bosses out on golfing trips I just think “How cool!”

Motorcycles are so sick. #bikesareawesome