Coach, clean language enthusiast and occasionally Barry Battleheart the Bard ๐ŸŽธ#dnd

Joined July 2010
โ€œ...as a reminder that youโ€™re not alone.โ€ #hopeshield #takethis #wyrmwoodgaming
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When youโ€™ve already explained it 3 times over Slack and then you get a Zoom callโ€ฆ
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when you give them free will and they use Microsoft Teams
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TODAY IN #StarTrek HISTORY: June 18, 1990 Commander Riker gives the order, in what would become the biggest Trek cliffhanger of all time: "The Best of Both Worlds."
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Fast work but here's the goblin song in Doctor Who but they're all singing Magic Dance and the REAL Goblin King is there. Merry Christmas everyone.
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โ€œWow, you wrapped this well!โ€ Translation: I literally canโ€™t get into this gift. Itโ€™s a struggle. Why have you done this?
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I recently talked about User Stories on my YouTube channel, and got asked by several people about how I would deal with "Back End Stories", so here is a thread User stories for "Back End" vs User stories for "Front End" a #Thread 1/14
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We embrace change.
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Verifying Estimates
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Trust me, this is one of the best O RLY books you can find! ๐Ÿ“š
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OKRs and User Story Mapping -- here's how they work together buff.ly/3NaIqsc
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Just fucking kill me now reddit.com/r/programmerhumorโ€ฆ
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The end of this took me out. #prodmgmt
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"If the train leaves every 5 minutes you don't care about a timetable. If it leaves every 2 days you want to know *exactly* when it leaves" Great analogy from @hamrin reflecting on planning, estimating and software delivery.
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Currently reading: "Change.: A practitioners guide to Enterprise Agile Coaching". I started it this morning, engaging content, already on chapter 3. ๐Ÿ“– amzn.eu/e9SJRr3
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As aโ€ฆ โ€“ customer I wantโ€ฆ โ€“ self-service checkouts so thatโ€ฆ โ€“ I can experience a seamless, hassle-free cheโ€ฆ UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA PLEASE REMOVE THIS ITEM BEFORE CONTINUING OR WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE FROM THE STAFF I AM FAILING TO EFFECTIVELY REPLACE
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Humblebrag: Today I was accused of overestimating the complexity of a software feature, a feat previously unaccomplished in the history of our industry
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Can confirm. I have not missed the commute. I really use to do this everyday?!?
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Does anyone know anyone affected by the ukrainian war that is trying to break into the IT as a backend developer? I'd like to help by offering some of my ddd/cqrs/es trainings for free so someone hopefully can find first job easier and sustain their family.
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