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forceOfHabit reddit.com/r/programmerhumorโฆ
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When youโve already explained it 3 times over Slack and then you get a Zoom callโฆ
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TODAY IN #StarTrek HISTORY: June 18, 1990
Commander Riker gives the order, in what would become the biggest Trek cliffhanger of all time: "The Best of Both Worlds."
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Fast work but here's the goblin song in Doctor Who but they're all singing Magic Dance and the REAL Goblin King is there. Merry Christmas everyone.
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โWow, you wrapped this well!โ
Translation: I literally canโt get into this gift. Itโs a struggle. Why have you done this?
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I recently talked about User Stories on my YouTube channel, and got asked by several people about how I would deal with "Back End Stories", so here is a thread User stories for "Back End" vs User stories for "Front End"
a #Thread
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OKRs and User Story Mapping -- here's how they work together buff.ly/3NaIqsc
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Just fucking kill me now reddit.com/r/programmerhumorโฆ
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"If the train leaves every 5 minutes you don't care about a timetable. If it leaves every 2 days you want to know *exactly* when it leaves"
Great analogy from @hamrin reflecting on planning, estimating and software delivery.
Currently reading: "Change.: A practitioners guide to Enterprise Agile Coaching". I started it this morning, engaging content, already on chapter 3. ๐ amzn.eu/e9SJRr3
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Humblebrag: Today I was accused of overestimating the complexity of a software feature, a feat previously unaccomplished in the history of our industry


























