Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100.” The one says to the other, “Should we do it?” The other says, “NO!! Are you crazy?” The first guy replies, “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… I’m gonna do it.” So he walks into the church, and a little while later, he walks back out. The friend asks, “Well, did you get the money?” He replies, “Oh that’s all you people think about, isn’t it?”