
Exec Producer @pineapplekenya Governance & Elections Works 🌍wide Vulgarians will not be acknowledged or engaged
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I haven’t done anything so elaborate in a while. I really want to go back to baking.
1. Blueberry pie
2. Lemon curd and fruit of the forest pavlova
3. Mombasa lime pie
4. Chocolate caramel tart
Videos on how I made them & some of my recipes are in my highlights on IG.
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Sad to see what the Ellisons are doing to CNN.
@amanpour quits after 43 years
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Whenever there is discourse about the outcome of the lives of private school kids, many of you show you haven't outgrown whatever complexes you developed towards them.
Please....heal, and private kids won't fail in life just to ease your psychological problems.
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Thank you my dear brother President @CyrilRamaphosa for your warm congratulations and offer of support. We look forward to working with you and all who share this vision as we make this a truly African Grand Prix in every way possible, and take motorsport to new heights on our continent.
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Unfortunately any matriculant can get parachuted into power just by shouting “abahambe” in this country
I’m sorry but we stood no chance 😭 You look at the calibre of people other countries appoint as ministers and then look at South Africa. Rwanda has a Sports Minister with a degree in Economics and a Master’s in Economic Policy Management. Ours his background includes a criminal conviction with no qualifications. We even have a Minister of Defence with no military rank. The difference in the standards we accept for public office is staggering.
Decency and diplomacy in action.
On behalf of the government and people of South Africa, I offer warm congratulations to His Excellency President @PaulKagame and the government and people of Rwanda on securing a 10-year agreement to host the Formula 1 African Grand Prix.
South Africa shares in the pride with which Rwanda is preparing to fly the chequered flag for our continent with the hosting of a globally prestigious event at the planned Bugesera circuit from the early 2030s.
This contract is a recognition of the capabilities of the Rwandan nation and of our continent more broadly.
As host of the first Grand Prix on African soil in 1993, and organiser of other major global events, South Africa will be happy to provide any support we may be invited to share.
The F1 African Grand Prix is another lustrous addition to Rwanda’s growing collection of top international events, including the UCI-classified Tour du Rwanda cycling race.
Congratulations, Rwanda.
You are in pole position to make all of Africa proud and take motorsport to new heights.
I don’t know if South Africans realise they are being radicalised to hate other Africans with alarming speed & effectiveness.
It’s actually shocking to witness because a few years ago, they never used to talk like this. This contempt is recent.
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The East Africa region will be hosting important sporting events, The AFCON 2027 in Kenya, Tanzania and Uganda . The 2029 World Athletics Championships in Kenya .
The F1 Rwanda will follow in 2030.
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unpopular opinion from someone who works in social: this statement is a pr failure, not a clapback. you don’t respond to a customer complaint with sarcasm and a non-apology. this is exactly the energy kelly was talking about 🤷🏼♀️
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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You don’t solve poverty by teaching everyone to become millionaires. You solve poverty by building an economy where ordinary work can produce a decent life.
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Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize
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“Son, you’re 8 years old now so dad has to leave to go on an important trip.”
“Oh no, that’s so sad! I’m only 8 years old! Where are you going?”
“I’m going to walk around the world”
“Wow! That’s a long trip! I’m only 8 years old and you’re my father. Are you sure it’s more important than me, your 8 year old son?”
“It is, but I’m not going to do it all at once. That’s crazy, I’ll take breaks. I’ll leave and come back to it.”
“Oh good, so I’ll be able to see you! That’s a relief, I’m 8 years old and need my father.”
“What?? No no no. My self-imposed rules mean I can leave, but I can’t return to the UK. So you’re on your own. I’m gonna chill in Mexico and stuff when I’m not heroically and importantly walking around the world.”
“Oh. So you’re leaving me, your 8 year old son, to go on a not continuous walk around the globe just because? And I’ll meet you for the first of 4 times when I turn 14, which is necessary because of the rule you set for yourself? So I’ll barely know you? And you’ll miss the birth of your granddaughter?”
“Right. Yes. Exactly. I’ll basically be like Magellan. You get it.”





































