Disco Stramash Producer | Grand Obeliskologist | Son of the Sacred Rock of Hen Ogledd | Pan Celtic Alliance Strategist
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Sitting in Celtic Park in October is the closest a modern man can get to a Viking voyage. Cold, wet, vaguely hopeful, and fuelled entirely by a pie of unknown origin.
Saw a Rangers top in Avonbridge this today. Slowed down to have a look. It was a carrier bag stuck on a fence. Honestly an easy mistake. Both are blue, empty and caught in the wind.
Read that crows remember human faces and hold grudges. I've been nice to every crow in the area for a decade. Diplomatic relations are cautiously positive.
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A crow has been watching me from the fence for three days. Either it's assessing me ahead of the apocalypse or it's just a crow. I've prepared for both.
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Mind that time I was walking around Odessa in Ukraine and spotted Kenny Miller
IRA tattoo as well 😂
Russian forces again trying to storm Dobropillia. 12,500 casualties last time with nothing to show for it. What a senseless waste.
Statement from the leadership of the unseen fenian hand.
“It’s very clear to us that DD needs chased.
To keep the Celts down you will have to deport the whole Fenian army that gives them support.”
The third battle of Bakhmut is underway. Imagine a sickle blow enveloping Siverskodonetsk!
Spent a lovely night in Glasgow at Maki Ramen then at the Concert hall for Shostakovich. Very civilised these days.
