ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are watching TV from a laptop, while cuddled together in a blanket. Character on the TV: There's no time! We need to do a field transfusion! Blue: Just out of curiosity, what's your blood type? Green: B+, I'm obnoxiously optimistic to the core. What's yours? Blue: 0+ I think. Green: Yeah, that sounds like you. Blue: What do you mean? Green: Can and will help anyone, but really picky about who can help you.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around to see Green arrive to the scene wearing a towel on his head, still slightly wet around the edges. Blue is overcome with love. Green: Shower fresh! Blue dashes towards Green, who halts him. Blue: Affection! Green: No! No touchy. Blue pauses, hovering in mid-air as Green elaborates. Green: I am covered in lotion. Bue flops down onto the floor in disappointment. Blue: Oh, how cruel is life.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green arrives at the scene, finding Blue neck deep in a hole. Green: Do you need help? Blue: I'm ok, I'm just in a hole. Green: Do you need help getting out of there? Blue looks around himself nonchalantly as Green sits down. Blue: No, I can get out just fine, once I figure out how. Blue and Green frown at each other. Green: Don't make me come down there. Blue: But then we're both stuck.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk, looking up at an unseen bird. Green: Hey look, isn't that the bird The bird, interrupting: KRÄÄK KRÄÄK Green stops talking, frowning at the bird. The bird instantly stop cawing. As soon as Green continues, the bird interrupts him again. Green: Anyway, as I was saying The bird, interrupting again: KRÄÄK KRÄÄK KRÄÄK Green frowns at the bird again as it contines cawing over him. Green: Can you please just let me The interrupting bird: KRÄÄK KRÄÄK KRÄÄK Blue: Clearly not.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are reading a book as an old, withered potted pointsettia appears on the scene. Potted plant: Ahem! The foxes look at the flower, startled, as it addresses them. Potted plant: I am Cuetlaxōchitl, the ghost of christmas flower past! The foxes look at the flower, and somehow it looks back at them, in mutual disbelief. Green: You're early. Cuetlaxōchitl: What? The foxes are still staring at the plant, clutching the book, while the plant somehow slouches in disappointment. Blue: It's only october. Cuetlaxōchitl: Aw.