SOME OF YOU KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE MINT, SO LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. ADULTZII IS A FREE MINT. IT WAS ALWAYS A FREE MINT. IT WILL REMAIN A FREE MINT. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MINT A ZIZI FOR FREE. ZERO. 🫦 NOT “ALMOST FREE.” NOT “FREE IF YOU…” NOT “FREE UNTIL…” FREE. HOWEVER… THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MINT. FROM THE FIRST PHASE TO THE LAST, 69 ZIZIS WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE FOR 0.1 ETH. YES. AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. LET ME REPEAT THAT, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MINT A ZIZI FOR FREE. AND RIGHT NEXT TO IT, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY A ZIZI FOR 0.1 ETH. THE SAME COLLECTION. THE SAME SUPPLY. THE SAME ART. THE SAME EXPERIMENT. NO. THEY ARE NOT RARER. THEY DO NOT HAVE BETTER TRAITS. THEY DO NOT COME WITH SECRET BENEFITS. THEY DO NOT COME WITH ANY ADVANTAGE WHATSOEVER. THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME ZIZIS, WHICH CREATES A VERY INTERESTING PROBLEM. IF YOU CAN HAVE SOMETHING FOR FREE WHY WOULD YOU PAY 0.1ETH FOR IT? WE DON’T KNOW. THAT’S WHY WE’RE DOING IT. FOR YEARS THIS SPACE HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH UTILITY. ROADMAPS. ALPHA. TOKENS. YIELD. REWARDS. POINTS. MULTIPLIERS. WE WANTED TO ASK A DIFFERENT QUESTION. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN VALUE BECOMES A CHOICE? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS NO INCENTIVE? NO ADVANTAGE? NO EXTRA REWARD? JUST A DECISION. BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS… NOBODY IS BUYING A BETTER NFT, THEY ARE BUYING THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. AND HONESTLY? THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. OR MAYBE THEY JUST WANT TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY. WHICH IS ALSO A VALID INVESTMENT THESIS. IN FACT… I LOVE MEETING THE SUGAR DADDIES FIRST, IT’S ONLY POLITE. SO NOW WE WAIT. 69 SPOTS. 0.1 ETH. NO ADVANTAGES. NO SECRETS. NO CATCH. BUT I’LL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. YOU CAN MINT FOR FREE. OR YOU CAN PAY 0.1 FOR THE EXACT SAME THING. IF ALL 69 SELL OUT… THAT SAYS SOMETHING. IF NONE OF THEM SELL… THAT ALSO SAYS SOMETHING. EITHER WAY… WE’RE ABOUT TO LEARN SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING ABOUT THIS SPACE.

I’M BORED, SO LET’S DO SOMETHING FUN, SHALL WE? 👄 I’LL BE IN MY DMS FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS CHATTING WITH YOU LOT, BUT I WANT TO SEE SOME NICE TITS OR SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD ABS. PLEASE 🫦 TAG YOUR HOT FRIENDS HERE, PLEASE. THE REALLY, REALLY HOT ONES. WHAT DO I OFFER IN RETURN? YOUR WALLET GETS ACCESS TO 2 GTD SPOTS. THIS LITTLE GAME WILL HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF SPOTS. HONESTLY, I’M JUST BORED AND LOOKING FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT.