I have notes. Mostly about live pop culture moments and Chicago sports. Sometimes random.
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When I make new friends I feel like I should disclose that I’m not the kind of person to post a collage and heartfelt story of our friendship on your birthday, but like, if you want to do that for me, I will allow it.
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Eileen Matthews retweeted
This Frenchman in the U.S for the World Cup describing his first-ever Buc-ee’s experience is the funniest thing I've ever seen 😭
It’s honestly insane that they will never need to craft a water bong out of a coconut milk carton to get by.
can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
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It’s like sitting in a dumpster and someone’s pulling you around. But with computer screens.
^my uncle earnestly describing his experience with a Tesla in self driving mode.
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Also, I am behind on 7th inning stretch ratings. I haven’t seen ‘em all, but the last 2…
Coach Beard: 10/10 no notes
Kerry Wood: 8/10
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Wouldn’t it be incredible to meet someone who was like “who is Donald Trump?” Genuinely had never heard of him. These are my daydreams…
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Eileen Matthews retweeted
"Right in the Easter basket." - Jim Deshaies #MLB
Cole Wright with the best 7th inning stretch of the season so far, imo. 8.5/10. Point deducted for chattiness on the lead in. Save it for the interview, pal. Half point deducted for not *feeling* too sober the whole time. #Cubs #RateTheStretch
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Ooof. Was kinda thinking this would go better than it did. I mean the guy is THE VOICE of Wrigley. He’s next to the organ. It was a respectable effort. But corny af. And you can’t come out of the gate in earnest and be that tone deaf. 5/10. #RateTheStretch #Cubs
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Harry Carrey 7th inning stretch is the gold standard. That’s the bar for which all stretch performances are judged against until the end of time. 10/10 no notes. #Cubs
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Should I rate all the 7th inning stretches of the season?
0%Hell yeah
0%I don’t care
0%Do it you won’t do it
0 votes • Final results 50
7/10 stretch performance. Pacing great. Enthusiasm was lacking. But they’re old. So we’ll give it a pass. Good balance of being on and off key. Nostalgia was a bonus. Respectable start to the Wrigley 7th inning stretch season. #Cubs
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My favorite Super Bowl ad was the Law and Order SVU promo. A place to disappear and watch men be brought to justice for committing sex crimes? Might as well have been an ad for a vacation resort.
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Eileen Matthews retweeted
Meanwhile, in Chicago…
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The "FUCK ICE" message was not displayed on any Chicago building. The "BEAR DOWN" portion resembles a 2019 light display on the Blue Cross Blue Shield Tower without it. chicagotribune.com/2026/01/18/bea…