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*I HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT.*
I’m 29, I have cerebral palsy, and I’ve been accepted to Southampton for my master’s.
I just need the funds to make it there.
Please donate or RT. Today matters.
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Assumpta Emmanuel Idaka
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Man reportedly caught by street residents after withdrawing ₦1.4 million from his mother’s account while she is currently battling a stroke, allegedly to use the money for betting.
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He would wish he had low battery when he made this tweet😭
Sir please we know the pain we have caused you and your family 🥹🥹🙏
We are sorry @TonyOElumelu
Please have mercy on our brother 🙏🙏🙏
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My grandma said I should send a good android to one of our distant cousin in the village. I sent a phone I was supposed to resell for 130k,and the father had the guts to call me that why did I send fairly used. You see Y u no dey ever do good? Avoid helping people in life o
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I normally don't like sharing my snacks, but when I was learning tailoring, my madam's son begs a lot.
Anytime I'm eating my snacks, he starts crying for my snacks, his mum would tell me to give him so that he will stop crying.
Those snacks were practically my meal for the day, but I'd still give part of it to him so he would stop crying. ( With tears in my heart😭).
One day, this boy was eating his Cheese Balls beside me.
I asked him for some.
He refused.
I looked at him and remembered all the snacks I had sacrificed for this boy.
So I took some of his Cheese Balls and he started crying.
His mum asked me why I took his Cheese Balls.
I told her, to consider it as return of investment, besides I always cry whenever I gave him my snacks and nothing happened to me, so he will be fine.
She told me not to come to work for two weeks.
Wait parents just said they’ll buy us a place and pay all the bills if she gets accepted and I move with her #BackOnBoard #WhyDidntYallLeadWithThat
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even the second slippers was a flop. When she came to my house and I showed her, she told me to use super glue on a new slippers and a lighter to burn some parts..
“this particular one is not an issue when you fit it,you’ll see”🤦🏽♀️
All of you deserve Tinubu (not me though). A customer paid for a footwear with her hard earned money. The vendor delivered trash to her and is still claiming right. Some of you are in the cs gassing her up. “Oh she tried to correct it”. As opposed to what? You people always support nonsense on this app and it’s God that will judge you people 🙏
The customer wasn’t rude in my opinion. I would have cussed her out. If you know you can’t do a job, don’t receive orders. It’s that simple. Nonsense
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just got in from dinner at quite a pricey restaurant and i am dissapointed that many lagos restaurants do not allow the staff experience the food, so they cannot describe it. your servers cannot even tell us what the dish contains and how it tastes 🙄
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People are so fascinating
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We need to actually open up this conversation.
In a mixed household where the mother is a foreigner from another country, they claim her origin. But in a mixed household where the mother is from another state or national tribe, it becomes insignificant.
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I grew up calling it ichafu. In fact cultural day attire was white lace, 2 wrappers and ichafu with koi koi shoe. The first time I heard the word gele was 2015/2016 through social media. That time the trend in Lagos was to learn makeup and ‘gele’ tying. It is normal for a people
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Also, this.
One of the reasons i am fighting for Ndi Igbo to retain their food names.
You will see Igbo people on this app ask you, why you are telling them Ofeakwu cannot be called Banga stew.
I mean educated Igbo women for the few on this app, same way they will do ootd and say gele.
If you talk, you become "PICK ME".
Pap is ogi in Yoruba, Akamu in Igbo and koko in Hausa
Fermented cassava swallow is fufu in Yoruba and akpu in Igbo
I wonder why headgear can’t be ichafu in Igbo and gele in Yoruba and I know other tribes have their respective local names for headgear
And the crisp damask fabric is imported, what exactly are we fighting about? Or is it the headgear styles? I don’t want to believe some Yoruba people think they invented headgear techniques
Women all over Africa have worn headgears for centuries fgs
Let’s stop being funny
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
