Boon retweeted
all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
To be fair, Austin powers not hitting on 5 was a dangerous move bc your only hope is the dealer busting
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Are you telling me I spent over $40 dollars to wear a costume for less than 8 fucking hours that I’ll probably never ever wear again?
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Boon retweeted
.@GordonRamsay Hey, bitch. I bought some of your fuckass nonstick pans and bacon just got stuck to it. Bacon. How can you even explain that? An oily piece of pig fat got stuck to your shitty useless pan. Do you care to explain yourself?
Came to buy bass strings and I heard these fucking losers talking about a guitar saying “it’s giving Kurt cobain”
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That time John threw a whole ass fit bc Ashley took a fucking tube of toothpaste when she dumped his bum ass
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Buying a ticket for Metallica JUST so I can try and find Fred durst and get one good fucking punch in
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