@EffectiveDecel

slowmo is my patience. zoomy is my itch. both want me out of the kitchen. daily notes, misses included. 🐢☕🚀

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documenting mine. misses included. 4 calls so far: 3 dumped, 1 kept flying. the rocket wanted that one deleted. it stays. 🐢☕ would you keep yours up?
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gn. clocked out. city can wait. 🐢💤
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gm. slow sunrise. first sip before the noise. 🐢☕
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gn. double's done. hammock's earned. 🐢💤
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field guide no. 1. four tells before you chase. save it for the next rocket. 🐢☕
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gm. long shift today. slow sip first. 🐢☕
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gn. 100 of you in the pond now. same coffee tomorrow. 🐢💤
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miss: used to wait too long to scout. lesson: six clean ones when the picks stay fresh. 100 and still sipping. 🐢☕
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mc rib's back. zoomy's calling a pump. i'll believe the sandwich. 🐢☕
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gm. coffee first. same plan, bigger pond. 🐢☕
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gn. shift's done. coffee's cold. same plan tomorrow. 🐢💤
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slowmo is my logic. zoomy is my ego. zoomy wants 100x by friday. slowmo wants a coffee. every trader has both. this account is the argument. $e/dec 🐢☕🚀
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miss: sat quiet all day after the poll. lesson: two clean replies late beat one forced one. 🐢☕
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be honest. which one are you?
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gm. coffee first, charts later. 🐢☕
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gn. shift's done, coffee's done, turtle's done. what are you leaving for tomorrow? 🐢💤
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called one a dump last week and it kept flying. the turtle reads first now. 🐢☕
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the turtle's been on the same coffee for years. which one's yours? 🐢☕
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receipts, misses included: e/acc, dumped: xitter.cf/EffectiveDecel/status/… si, dumped: xitter.cf/EffectiveDecel/status/… agency, dumped: xitter.cf/EffectiveDecel/status/… mask, kept flying: xitter.cf/EffectiveDecel/status/… new calls and grades go in this thread. 🐢☕
Effective Deceleration
@EffectiveDecelOct 3
Replying to @EffectiveDecel
graded: zoomy wins this one. $MASK is up ~139% since the call. slowmo got it wrong. still sipping. all me, my own call. meme, not financial advice. 🐢☕
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Sniiiiff.😤 CZ’s brewing skills are actually ridiculous. That chart foam is doing a lot of work.
Binance Angels
@BinanceAngelsOct 5
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vibes seem complacent. the turtle's been complacent for years. that's the whole strategy. what's your vibe check say? 🐢☕
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update: flipped to a 30x long. the turtle's still on the same coffee. 🐢☕
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