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“Decide. Commit. Act. Succeed. Repeat.” | Forsight and patience. Impeccable Authenticity | Perennial optimist | Arenas | Stadiums | Convention Centers

Birmingham, AL
Joined January 2011
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
Not sure what’s worse - thinking $200k is a sufficient income to buy a $90k car or thinking the neighbor with the new Mercedes has a $500 payment
Just a reminder A fully loaded Tahoe cost $90k Your 25-30yr old friends cannot afford this vehicle Unless they are clearing $200,000. Your neighbor that drives a new Mercedes His payment is over $500 a month
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oh we went from $200 dates to $200 RIDES to the dates??? are we in a recession or not 😂💀
Without saying I’m pandering…Can I ask what’s wrong with spending an extra $100-$200 on a Black truck for the night ? Even a Uber Black? You gon spend $120 on a uber anyway Black GMC for 3 hours gon be $225 + tip what’s the issue ? Shit uber Black there and back gon be $180
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
Cult of personality is over Substance and game plan necessary
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
Rooting for all upwardly mobile black men 🫡 👊🏾
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
FIRST LOOK: Nike turned the Air Max 90 into a boat shoe for Spring 2027 🤔🛥️ 📷 @sneakerdenn
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
Anybody can get better.
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
This is what it's all about 🥹 Marcus Spears gets emotional reacting to his son's, Marcus Spears Jr., arrival ahead of Chicago State vs. Texas ❤️
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Replying to @Tinoladobo
I didn’t know at the time it was possible to be 700k away on salary expectation
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Master shower in my new crib is 10x10 dawg Life is good
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🤣🤣🤣
Nephew learning the heartbreak early
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Dawg we have drones that can now fly at 500 mph carrying a 2.5lb bomb
My college dorm project just broke the world speed record. Reaper hit 790 km/h (491 mph) carrying a 1.2 kg (2.6 lb) payload. These 3 Reapers are now the world’s fastest small jet-powered drones. Each of them can hold that speed for 4 minutes on a full tank. Reaper can be rail- or truck-launched, climb to 2,000 m (6,600 ft) in under 20 seconds, then fly for 50 km (31 mi) at full speed. This is now a reliable and repeatable system. Future testing and small optimizations should push the top speed past 800 km/h (500 mph).
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Atlanta being at the top???
Scariest US cities to live in as a single guy in your 20s because of how much they destroy your potential in life: 1. Atlanta 2. Raleigh 3. Charlotte 4. Dallas 5. Winston-Salem
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.
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Yal I’m blessed
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BRO?????????
You can now book our humanoid cleaners on a recurring subscription, for up to 3 hours per cleaning at tau-robotics.com. Video is first take, uncut, shown at 4× speed. See the reply for detailed footage at 1× speed.
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
Palmer Luckey says analysts claiming it's too expensive to manufacture in the US are lying to protect megacorps "I think I have a more realistic view than almost anybody. One of the problems with all these analysts that are telling you that it's going to cost $37,000 to build an American iPhone or $100,000 to buy an American computer." "They're trying to prop up a status quo that the megacorporations want to keep going. They want to outsource everything. They want to hire cheaper non-American labor." "They are willing to say and do anything to convince you that it can't be fixed, that it can't come back, that America is this helpless, neutered, post-relevant empire, and it is just not the case." "How do I know that? Because I have to make stuff in America every day because I work in the defense industry. The stuff that Anduril makes every day is not actually that different from a computer. My drones are basically computers. They have memory, a GPU, a CPU, sensors, batteries, a rugged integration." "The only difference between an Anduril attack drone and a laptop is a keyboard and a screen. That is not that hard to figure out, especially for a guy like me who started Oculus and comes from the consumer electronics space." "We're not going to let people lie about what America can and can't do anymore. We're just going to do it."
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Not if you’re handsome
Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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Corporate Cowboy retweeted
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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