Edward Ford

In reply to myself, 84 followers...hardly twitter fame is it now!? Chatting nonsense now. This is a sign of it being bedtime!!

I think I've managed to lose 4 followers. Is this the end of my recent rise to twitter fame? Possibly downhill from here? #ohcock #bollocks

Just need to find a girl I'd like to kiss, and some mistletoe #easiersaidthandone

Being single and not having a girlfriend, I should probably take advantage of the festive mistletoe at this time of year.

I'd be in asleep by now if I hadn't discovered twitter. It's the same every night!

@WillSadler5 #getplentyofdrinksdownyournecktonightmateandhaveagoodone #moneyinthebank #dancethenightaway

At least I'll have my little sis @emilymaryford home tomorrow. That'll cheer me up! :) can't wait!

I'm single

And to top it off, I have my brothers there with their girlfriends asking me where mine is.

Boring!!! Think that sums it up that cooking was the highlight of my day. No offense Jamie Oliver!

What a day. Possibly the most boring, time wasting day since I've been back home. Making cannelloni for everyone was the highlight

Is it possible to forgive and forget?

What's happened to Amy Childs on #TOWIE? Why's she not featured in the last 5 or 6 episodes on season 3?

Dominick The Donkey is trending. Much rather have that at number 1 than Litle Mix!!

You really are the queen of reem. What you sayin'?

Now Terry too!! Was only a matter of time. John Terry CHARGED over race row with Anton Ferdinand dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba… via @MailOnline

Ooof 2000th tweet just gone. That soon came round. My 1000th was something profound. 2000th was about Red Wine Spice! Not profound #rws

@ThomasGFord we need to be careful when making #rws see my last two retweets. Need to sort the patent out soon!

I couldn't see the floor beneath her behind the counter at the co-op though. For all we know she could be paddling in piss