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My honest take on filters?
They only enhance what is existent. No amount of glam cam can make up for a wanting aesthetic.
More importantly, some of people look better in person than pics do them justice. A little glam never hurt no body.
Present the best version of you 😉
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This is just one instance of how brainwashed the followers of this cult truly are.
Please do not call this devils propaganda a religion. It's a cult.
There is still hope for these lost souls, they need to accept Jesus and denounce that cult.
~ Ever seen what happens to petroleum products before they're cleared as good to use? Well, check that out inside the NMDPRA labs in this video
The Authority is also working on a National Reference Laboratory, and its new MoU with Bureau Veritas and Ace Energy is meant to make product testing stronger.
Follow @NMDPRA_Official for updates.
~ After I talk about it thrice; he’ll be the only one left in the relationship the next time it happens.
Men, we really need to fix up.
A friend was complaining to me about her boyfriend, and her issue is hilarious.
Whenever she tries to address an issue, she could send 5 messages, and her man will pick the most irrelevant one to respond to and move on from the other 4.
That shit is driving her crazy. 😂😭
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Ever wondered how petroleum products are tested to ensure they meet quality and safety standards?
Take a behind-the-scenes look inside an NMDPRA laboratory! With a new MoU involving Bureau Veritas and Ace Energy, the Authority is strengthening testing capabilities and advancing plans for a National Reference Laboratory.
Follow @NMDPRA_Official for more updates.
~ Last week, the NMDPRA launched its upgraded lab in Port Harcourt, one of nine nationwide. Committed to quality petroleum products for Nigerians, it tested randomly collected samples to verify compliance with quality standards. Nigerians deserve products they can trust.
Follow @NMDPRA_Official for more updates.
NMDPRA Strengthens Product Quality Assurance with Laboratory Upgrade, Strategic Partnership
The Authority has intensified efforts to strengthen petroleum product quality assurance and regulatory compliance with a series of field inspections, laboratory testing and a strategic partnership with leading global inspection and certification firm, Bureau Veritas.
The activities, conducted in Port Harcourt, were part of the Authority’s ongoing drive to safeguard consumers, ensure compliance with established petroleum product standards and strengthen its technical capacity for effective regulation.
The Executive Director, Health, Safety, Environment and Community (HSEC), Dr. Mustapha Lamorde, represented the Authority Chief Executive, Mallam Rabiu Abdullahi Umar during the excercise in Port Harcourt.
The exercise commenced with routine inspections of randomly selected retail outlets across the city. During the inspections, the integrity and accuracy of dispensing pumps were tested, while petroleum products were sampled for quality verification against prescribed specifications.
Retail outlets found to be in violation of regulatory requirements were sealed and subjected to appropriate sanctions in line with the Authority’s enforcement procedures.
Samples collected during the field exercise were subsequently taken to the Authority’s newly upgraded laboratory in Port Harcourt for detailed analysis. The laboratory is one of nine NMDPRA laboratories located across Lagos, Warri, Calabar, Owerri, Abuja, Kaduna, Kano and Maiduguri, all of which are undergoing progressive upgrades to meet international ISO standards.
The laboratory modernisation programme is aimed at enhancing the Authority’s capacity to conduct accurate, reliable and timely testing of petroleum products, thereby strengthening quality assurance across the midstream and downstream petroleum value chain.
The activities culminated in the signing of a Tripartite Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) between NMDPRA, Bureau Veritas (Laboratories and Product Quality Testing Division) and Ace Energy and Power Solutions Limited.
The MoU, titled “Collaboration for Enhanced Product Testing, Quality Assurance and Laboratory Development in Nigeria,” is designed to deepen technical collaboration, enhance product testing capabilities and support the development of world-class National Reference Laboratory (NRL) in Nigeria by the NMDPRA.
The initiative underscores the Authority’s commitment to combining robust field enforcement with stronger scientific and technical capabilities, ensuring that petroleum products supplied to Nigerians consistently meet approved quality and safety standards.
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How do we ensure the petroleum products Nigerians use meet the required quality standards?
Last week, the NMDPRA commissioned its upgraded laboratory in Port Harcourt, one of nine laboratories nationwide, and put quality assurance to the test with randomly collected petroleum product samples.
Follow @NMDPRA_Official for more updates on efforts to safeguard petroleum product quality in Nigeria. 👇🏽
NMDPRA Strengthens Product Quality Assurance with Laboratory Upgrade, Strategic Partnership
The Authority has intensified efforts to strengthen petroleum product quality assurance and regulatory compliance with a series of field inspections, laboratory testing and a strategic partnership with leading global inspection and certification firm, Bureau Veritas.
The activities, conducted in Port Harcourt, were part of the Authority’s ongoing drive to safeguard consumers, ensure compliance with established petroleum product standards and strengthen its technical capacity for effective regulation.
The Executive Director, Health, Safety, Environment and Community (HSEC), Dr. Mustapha Lamorde, represented the Authority Chief Executive, Mallam Rabiu Abdullahi Umar during the excercise in Port Harcourt.
The exercise commenced with routine inspections of randomly selected retail outlets across the city. During the inspections, the integrity and accuracy of dispensing pumps were tested, while petroleum products were sampled for quality verification against prescribed specifications.
Retail outlets found to be in violation of regulatory requirements were sealed and subjected to appropriate sanctions in line with the Authority’s enforcement procedures.
Samples collected during the field exercise were subsequently taken to the Authority’s newly upgraded laboratory in Port Harcourt for detailed analysis. The laboratory is one of nine NMDPRA laboratories located across Lagos, Warri, Calabar, Owerri, Abuja, Kaduna, Kano and Maiduguri, all of which are undergoing progressive upgrades to meet international ISO standards.
The laboratory modernisation programme is aimed at enhancing the Authority’s capacity to conduct accurate, reliable and timely testing of petroleum products, thereby strengthening quality assurance across the midstream and downstream petroleum value chain.
The activities culminated in the signing of a Tripartite Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) between NMDPRA, Bureau Veritas (Laboratories and Product Quality Testing Division) and Ace Energy and Power Solutions Limited.
The MoU, titled “Collaboration for Enhanced Product Testing, Quality Assurance and Laboratory Development in Nigeria,” is designed to deepen technical collaboration, enhance product testing capabilities and support the development of world-class National Reference Laboratory (NRL) in Nigeria by the NMDPRA.
The initiative underscores the Authority’s commitment to combining robust field enforcement with stronger scientific and technical capabilities, ensuring that petroleum products supplied to Nigerians consistently meet approved quality and safety standards.
