2025/26 Premier League champions | Member of Dark Arts FC

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Joined May 2012
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I hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary, you piece of shit corporation.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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"If you have a problem with me text me. And if you don't have my number you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me." 💯
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Accidentally remembered the ref blowing the half time whistle before Saka could take his corner in the final against psg
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how it feels talking to someone who can't see beyond their perspective
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Friend just said to me, "I don't think you're on the spectrum but you definitely appreciate the culture"
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being the delta passenger who put an earring in her sweatshirt to defend her personal space for halloween
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Have I ever criticised Noni madueke
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Millennials went from uploading 200+ photos every weekend into random Facebook albums to posting on Instagram once a year
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Certains voient un voleur pendant que je vois l'un des plus grands romantiques du 21e siècle
Jss morte smrrrr😂😂
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
I heard someone say “I don’t feel like myself lately, I must be growing” what a beautiful perspective for uncomfortable seasons.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
quando a competição é performance nos protestos mas seus adversários sao os franceses
Os franceses protestando com uma orquestra, tocando o tema dos Vingadores, sendo regida no meio da multidão.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
There’s something oddly satisfying about spotting a book you’ve read in a bookstore and smiling at it like an old lover nobody knows you had.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Thats Mpesa Ratiba
I am currently creating an app for paying bills automatically each end of the month. Once you have some certain amount in mpesa it automatically pays the bills.on a programmed date and time. You can turn on and off auto pay..Does that make sense?
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
She looks so cool!
Faith Kipyegon is in London for Nike's After Dark Tour.
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You only have 1 chance for your butt crack to show above your pants before I cut you off. Like do you not feel the breeze ?
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Ulimanage?
Our primary agenda as Kenya Kwanza is to lessen the burden of the cost of living on Kenyans. We must reduce fuel prices and stop this shame of perpetual hunger in our country.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
idk if something switched in my brain or im just getting older, but people being negative about shit all the time is so exhausting. like making fun of relatively harmless stuff and tearing it apart makes you exhausting to be around
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