Looking at my phone while I’m waiting in the chip shop but not actually doing anything on it so I don’t ignore the guy when he asks if I want salt and Vinegar.

Edie · Apr 20, 2022 · 6:42 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound20 Apr 2022

Guys I nailed the ‘yes please’

Edie · Apr 16, 2022 · 12:14 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound16 Apr 2022

Just walked past a woman who pointed at a picture of cheddar and said: “doesn’t that just make u want to eat cheddar and biscuits!”

Edie · Apr 5, 2022 · 8:35 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound5 Apr 2022

I think I have touched more sponge than the average person.

Edie · Mar 24, 2022 · 3:43 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound24 Mar 2022

I spend so much time thinking about where my vaseline went

Edie · Mar 8, 2022 · 8:10 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound8 Mar 2022

Just told the women in the chip shop to have a nice neevening

Edie · Feb 28, 2022 · 8:50 AM UTC

Edie@Ediebound28 Feb 2022

Eye infection is the new wisdom teeth coming through

DreamWorks Animation · Feb 11, 2022 · 4:30 PM UTC

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Edie · Feb 12, 2022 · 6:41 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound12 Feb 2022

Kinder egg sales in our local nisa recently 📈📈

Edie · Feb 3, 2022 · 4:29 PM UTC

Edie@Ediebound3 Feb 2022

I have felt ill for 3 days and in my head the only way to fix it is to drink loads of squash