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There’s people out here just pulling up right next to you at stoplights.

I feel like for as many times I was taught to “stop, drop, and roll” as a child I’d be on fire more often.

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IPA’s are overrated. There I said it. #beer

Being an adult mostly consists of filling a plastic bag with other plastic bags under your kitchen sink.

No, Donna. I don’t want to vote on what you’re going to name your new cat.

Wait....people pay for dog daycare? 🧐

When are people going to start posting selfies with the “I voted” sticker on them?

As an adult, being sent to my room by myself seems amazing.

Old people always know what the weather forecast is going to be but never have any plans that it will ruin.

So the nfl is still a thing?

Dear bloggers. I don’t care about the 5 paragraphs leading up to the recipe. Just post the recipe.

If you’re deactivating your Facebook and Instagram, you don’t have to announce it.

If the recipe starts with layering a pan with tater tots, you should probably stop.