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love how increasingly desperate @wmaydwmayd gets as time passes, leading to a violent orgasm π¦
was it worth the cleaning fee that the hotel charged me for 'deep stains to upholstery'? i think so.. π΅
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please do not ask me to trim your pubes for you π« π« now excuse me while i find a 5killsfuture barber course to attend
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my straight judo captain is back from exchange! π₯³
he has been bulking to move up to the half middleweight class. i think the added bulk looks good on him!
my straight judo captain is back from exchange! π₯³
he has been bulking to move up to the half middleweight class. i think the added bulk looks good on him!
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a question i commonly get asked is, why do i enjoy edging guys? being introverted, i tend to mumble a vague response around power dynamics and psychological domination. but i don't think that fully captures what i intend to convey, so here's a list of moments that i enjoyed from a recent session:
β’ when a guy texts "hey my last paper is on friday, can't wait to see you soon"
β’ when he comes out of the shower in a towel, like a present waiting to be unwrapped
β’ when he closes his eyes to enjoy the feeling of being oiled up
β’ when he looks at me with pleading eyes, willing my hands to reach further down
β’ a soft gasp when i finally run my fingers lightly along his shaft
β’ a shy smile when i comment that his stamina and control has improved
β’ the sheepish, confused look he gives when he accidentally leaks within 15 minutes.. "I thought I could hold it"
β’ the promise he enthusiastically volunteers - that he can keep going till i'm satisfied
β’ the inner turmoil reflected in his eyes when i ask if he wants to cum and end the session
having done this for over 6 years, i've gotten pretty good at sussing out chemistry even before meeting in person. it boils down to this question: do you want to cum, or do you want to surrender? i'll always prioritise guys who belong in the latter (if you're reading this, thank you for being mine π)
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Part 2: he wanted a go too, with @EdgeFunManager joining in. Already got edged+milked earlier, but they still managed to get one more outta me π«£
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This time @EdgeFunManager brought me a cute boy to play with. This stud gave me 2 loads and the best part is when heβs so sensitive after π
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milking multiple loads from @jocktied!
can you figure out how many cumshots are in this video? hint: there's a surprise that you might not expect π
p.s. i've been having some tennis elbow flare ups recently so i haven't been able to meet up much.. thank you to my assistants for helping out with sessions so that it's still enjoyable for the guys getting edged! π
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zero idea where my life is going, but 100% didn't expect to be manscaping random dudes before white party π€
milking multiple loads from @jocktied!
can you figure out how many cumshots are in this video? hint: there's a surprise that you might not expect π
p.s. i've been having some tennis elbow flare ups recently so i haven't been able to meet up much.. thank you to my assistants for helping out with sessions so that it's still enjoyable for the guys getting edged! π
exposing @jocktied's weaknesses to the whole world π
to be fair, very few men can withstand nipple play and polishing in tandem! thanks oomfies for helping with this session π₯°