Edcrab

Had a notification... to serve me an ad. Just an absolutely heroic level of dedication to making the site as shit as possible Never even occurred to me that this might be implemented, THAT'S how good they are. They get up early, and don't go to bed until something new is ruined

I was curious about the last time I posted photos on here and welp. This was ten years ago? I have turned to dust and blown away

"How would you react if someone assassinated your dad" I'd assume he had an insane secret life that I was clueless about. But if he's also meant to be CEO of a US health insurance firm in this hypothetical I'd be all "what the fuck, since when??". You haven't thought this through

This was me btw. Someone told me they hadn't realised but @campaignwhereu was mine and I'm going to move it and all my other nerd shit elsewhere

they pivoted from (what seemed to be moderately successful) messaging saying the other side was weird and cruel towards reaching across the aisle and glad-handing those same weird and cruel people. And that's not a big factor but it was odd to see it happen

Well, see, that CEO earns $73 million because he works 73 times harder than the CEOs who earn $1 million. I am a beetle. You might think that I shouldn't give any kind of business advice since I just got myself stuck inside this acorn but the experts resoundingly agree with me

Another lovely shift at the 24-hour library. An unattended Labrador is trying to eat the library cat, but I'm sorta okay with it because that ginger bastard kept pushing everyone's stupid fiddly marshmallow-riddled mochas onto the floor. The indoor waterfall is mostly piss again

A few people on here have said things to the effect of "I think once the youngest partner in a relationship is 30+, age gap discourse becomes laughable" and each time they got torn into, presumably by half-millennia old vampires I guess

Bluesky log in problems so I guess their little raft is starting to sink from all the rats fleeing the SS Ran By A Fuckhead

I went on bluesky and, paraphrasing, got a pop-up saying "blocking is public btw :)" which says to me that they (a) know they've implemented blocking in a weird way and (b) have had newcomers taking issue with that. Does anybody in charge of these sites ever actually use them

October: Blocking does nothing December: Changing your profile pic results in a man in a suit coming to your house, knocking on the door, and punching you in the throat. But jingle bells will play in the background March 2025: If you click "follow" on an account, it gets deleted