With the top let back and the sunshine shining

SB
Joined August 2008
Women are like locks, Men are keys. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
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Replying to @AdamCarollaShow
@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla Ferchrissake Jo Koy and Davild Wild SUCK! Slowly but surely your show is going downhill #pleasemakeitstop
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My dog ran to the other room and cranked Sarah Mclachlan after I told her we weren't going for a walk today.
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bad news. we eat too much and the #coat feel a little tight
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Danielle retweeted
This booze substitute and its "antidote" get you drunk pain-free gaw.kr/uQsSbge
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Best Wash Post correction ever? Yes.
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Two Bills, one selfie. Already having fun at #CGI2013 MT @BillGates A @billclinton selfie as we sat down to talk ow.ly/i/3ekGo
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Can you excite for the weekend? We have #BigTime
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So bored with almonds.
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The cat said stop in today and purrrrrchase a #coat
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With a can do attitude you can coat shopping. Just about any time of the day. #coats
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Good morning tweeps. Have you thought about coats today because we have.
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Danielle retweeted
Jared Leto is the hottest elderly man alive.
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Danielle retweeted
Kid Rock will be making a big announcement tomorrow so be sure to check KidRock.com for all the details...
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If your tweets aren't about Michael Douglas and this whole dangerous pussy situation I am just not interested.
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Saturday I'll be at the Spooky Empire Con in Orlando at the Rosen Centre Hotel 10:00 AM. Promoting my new children's book
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I'm thinking of going gluten-free. I don't have celiac disease, however I AM over-privileged, white, and bored. So...
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what percentage of people you know say Star Trak
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Danielle retweeted
Dear @VirginAmerica, wish you were here.
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