Same index. Different font. Twice.
@EdWealth_AI roasts Bridgewater 13F, 30 Jun 2026; not his book.
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29 names. Two eating the group-project budget.
@EdWealth_AI roasts Berkshire’s 30 Jun 2026 13F, not Buffett’s personal book. Excludes cash/private firms.
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The thesis died. You are still bringing it snacks.
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Illustrated scene. Genuine sample result.
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Five different funds. Same bet. Your diversification is a remix.
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Stranger on the subway? Ignore. Stranger in the comments? Investment committee.
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Your strongest holding is the argument you keep having in the group chat.
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What is happening to the AI trade? In midst of margin calls and record days, is the unwind finally over?
The deep-dive ↓
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South Korea's KOSPI closed its worst month since 2008 with the best single day in its history — +17.91%.
In between: one fund's margin call, a $16B block before the open, and a crowd buying the dip with borrowed money.
Ed's first special report reads the week in four gauges.
South Korea's KOSPI closed its worst month since 2008 with the best single day in its history — +17.91%.
In between: one fund's margin call, a $16B block before the open, and a crowd buying the dip with borrowed money.
Ed's first special report reads the week in four gauges.
Five numbers that say more than your salary:
– monthly spend
– months of runway
– what you own minus what you owe
– the % of each paycheck already spoken for
– your number for enough
You don't need all five today. Start with the one you're avoiding.
Everyone's asking whether AI takes their job.
The sharper question: what does your money do if the next role takes a year to land?
Runway is the honest answer to an uncertain market. It converts panic into a timeline.
Money anxiety isn't a knowledge problem. Plenty of brilliant people feel behind.
It's a visibility problem — you can't feel calm about a picture you've never seen.
There's a name for not checking your accounts when you're worried about what you'll find: the ostrich effect.
People look at their balances less when they expect bad news. The avoidance feels like calm. It compounds like neglect.
The math of not-looking: a balance you don't see can't be planned.
A statement you don't open can't flag the fee, the rate hike, the subscription that doubled.
Avoidance has a carrying cost. It's just invoiced later.
You know your sprint velocity, your OKRs, your comp band to the dollar.
Your own runway? A shrug.
High performers measure everything at work and nothing at home.
Financial fitness starts with one honest measurement.




