a caveman feverishly jacking off and right as he nuts the camera freeze frames on a drop of nut suspended in the air, cut to a white space station shaped like the droplet
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By me:
By buying Twitter, Elon Musk has created his own hilarious nightmare interc.pt/3sGLwc4
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[camera pans to football player who fumbled]
Joe Buck: And here’s Johnson, responsible for that goal line fuckup. He’s distraught because he’s thinking about what a failure he is. Ya think he should kill himself Troy?
Aikman: Watch Metcalf alone at the bottom of the screen.
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This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.
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One thing you see a lot on here is people pointing out the contradictions in the putative views of Trump’s GOP. COVID is a Chinese plot but also a hoax. The insurrection was antifa but also a tour of patriots.
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This is Kona. She’s a Tyrannoborkus Rex. Very rare and surprisingly docile. Fluffier than you’d expect. Still enjoys snacks. 14/10 would pet with caution
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You're gonna watch this video about sloths and think you know how it ends.
BUT YOU DO NOT.
