never knowingly underplayed

Joined February 2013
Why is the commentator whose first language isn't English making more sense than the British guy. Is this the man who insulted Bartoli? God, he's infuriating #Wimbledon
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"I did our country a big favour" says orange-skinned teenager as he throws glass of water onto burning building which he had earlier set on fire.
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Marjorie T G: "...nothing for me. Nothing. I am furious." And there you have the GOP slogan for 2024. As JFK famously said: "Think not what you can do for your country but what your country can do for you". Whining adolescents led by a whining... (checks notes) baby.
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Get Involved bbc.co.uk/sport/live/formula… via @BBCSport Can someone pls explain: did Masi allow Max and only Max to overtake the 4 backmarkers in front of him, rather than the 4 passing Lewis and safety car, doing a lap and rejoining the pack? Is that right???
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It's always a good day when the Barry White of Scotland is whispering honeyed words into your ears. Listen to our B-Sides podcast (see below)
Loved talking to my buddy @EdStoppard on his ‘B sides’ podcast. Thanks @PapaSonsFilm for easing us through!
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Thank you, Marcus for doing the hard part. The main point of B-Sides is to stave off (my/our) looming insanity - but if it interests, or even entertains - so much the better.
It's out! Ep.03 of podcast series Extraordinary is ALSO our first "B Sides" where actor @EdStoppard interviews a guest of note about a hidden passion. In this case, it's the wonderful @katherinejake (Relax Katherine, you sound great). All here: buzzsprout.com/1102544/40639… #podcast
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#askpreet Preet, Thank god for you. Anyway, re Trump's behaviour towards Russia et al, an observation from the UK: Everything Trump does has 1 aim which is to protect the Ego of Donald Trump. Period. It's that simple. Viewed through this lens, it all makes sense. Good luck USA!
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There is only one person I would pop my twitter retweet cherry for - sorry Mrs S - and it's you @PapaSonsFilm . Leading us to a film-making Promised Land like a latter day Moses, minus the self-righteous list of do's and don'ts and the Idol-smashing. Allelujah! xitter.cf/PapaSonsFilm/status/10…
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Like gonorrhea, I'm back after a 2 yr hiatus, to simply ask you to take a look at a great short I made a while back called Shelter vimeo.com/93480383 It stars me, @mrmichaelsmiley and a young lad who I have high hopes for, Jack O'Connell (not sure what else he's done). Thx
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sit there stony-faced when he talks of empathy with protesters!! Are they fucking thick?! You're on FUCKING TELEVISION!! Prejudiced? Moi?
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Fuck me backwards! Obama speaking (amazingly) at Dallas memorial. White cops behind him applaud "we're asking too much of the police" but
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I've written another instalment shitithinkiknow.blogspot.co.… Sorry twitter but the long-form suits me better. Feel free to disagree.
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Had to take the dog out - did we win? #savehomefires
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Me looking concerned while 3 women look on disapprovingly - story of my life, Simon. #savehomefires
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Just out of interest...what are we missing on the telly as we're all #savehomefires
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Nothing like hair clamps to connect you to the character - that and a great cast and a great script. #savehomefires
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I was watching MY twitter feed thinking "hmm, bit slow.." Then remembered how this thing works. Kudos one and all #savehomefires #luddite
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