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I’m No Longer Feeling Like Will.

Wish I knew.
Joined June 2015
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But he plays Neto consistently.
🚨🔵 Alonso on Lavia's magical performance: 🗣️ "Sometimes the head is more important than the legs..." 🧠
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Thank God we have eyes.
🇫🇷 Wesley Fofana | MOTM vs Manchester United: 🎯 2 shots 🥅 1 shot on target 🛑 5 interceptions (most) 🧱 2 clearances 🚫 1 clearance off the line 🦶 72 touches 📊 74 passes (most) 📈 90% pass accuracy ⭐ 8.30 WhoScored rating #CHEMUN | #CFC
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Lies.
Lacroix is the weak link in our starting defence but nobody wanted to say it. I’ve been calling it out from our second game. He was a BIG issue.
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Please tag me to that Josh Acheampong and Romeo Lavia comp whenever it drops, I’ve been standing for the last 30 minutes and I won’t stop clapping
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Josh Acheampong is a baller and he’s only 20 years young. He can become elite him. Love his game 👏🏾
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Josh! What a player, what an effing talent. Maresca tried to halt our progress, but we are here regardless.
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Poor performance from 2 shit teams, but 3 points is all that matters.
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Forfana absolutely dog shit.
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Couldn’t wait to tweet this rubbish.
Estevao is too immature to play the big games Decision making is terrible
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When was your last random act of kindness? 🥹🥹🥹
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Happy birthday, Obafemi Martins 🎂🇳🇬
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Is Sami Zayin the best in the world? #wweraw #smackdown
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Btw, Chelsea’s record against Arsenal, Liverpool, City, and United since our 2-0 win at the Emirates in 2021 4 wins, 16 draws, and 30 losses 🙃🙃🙃
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Right wingers cutting into their strong foot to shoot, Neto has done this less than 10 times as a Chelsea player, he carries no goal threat, when he scores, it just happens, you never expect it.
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The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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Xabi Alonso has been an underwhelming coward, he has no credit in the bank, there’s nothing to get behind, and he’s not even likable at this point, he’s just one of the many many problems we have at the club.
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The idiot is trying to run intensity gimmick for not playing Steve. Lmao
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I’m too invested in this shit.
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Going to give Carrick his 3rd win of the season, then the clown will come out and say we played with courage.
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