I think I grew up in the wrong house :) tiktok.com/@snackinvestigati… #indianfood

My son Jack covering @testament "Electric Crown" 🤘🎸 . . @Kiesel_Guitars #rock #guitar #guitarist #Testament #kiesel #prouddad #family – at Ashland, MA

Call me crazy, but if I were looking to learn from someone I would want them to have, you know, actual experience doing the thing they are teaching.

EMERGENCY SNACK SIGNAL IS LIT! The @OLDBAYSeasoning and @GoldfishSmiles Snacks are BACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. tiktok.com/@snackinvestigati…

I think it's law in the tech industry to have to say "empowering" in their taglines.

Finally saw "Sisu" last night and I LOVED it. If you are a fan of badassery and carnage this is for you. @SISUmovie #sisu

If you ever see me sharing my "wisdom" in tweets or talking about what a good person I am while pretending I am not talking about what a good person I am on here, that is your cue to alert the authorities that something is wrong and I should be considered in danger.

MANDARIN ORANGE DONUTS! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRK2Fhsk/ – at Ashland, MA

Dear @AMCTheatres : Absolutely no one wants to watch that Nicole Kidman talk about theaters before the movie. Every time you can hear a collective groan in the theater when it comes on. Make it stop. Please?

It needs to be said - @INXS was amazing. I have been listening to them a lot lately and they fucking rule.

Why don't more Indian Restaurants do this? youtube.com/shorts/rUKs7vJJ8… via @YouTube #india #indianfood

This changes EVERYTHING: The Snackmaster General discovers the FUTURE of party desert stations! youtube.com/shorts/Nn-HT66y9… via @YouTube

The infamous Cheese Tax #dogsftwitter #goldenretriever #cotondutulear tiktok.com/@snackinvestigati…

I was lucky to get to see an early screening of #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3    and it's the best thing Marvel has done in years. – at Ashland, MA

THE SNACKMASTER GENERAL DECLARES A STATE OF EMERGENCY! youtube.com/shorts/aFtikaoz1… via @YouTube

Happy birthday to the Spaceman Ace Frehley! @kiss

My son Jack covering Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" 🤘🎸 @IronMaiden @IronMaidenBeer #rock #Metal #guitar #prouddad – at Ashland, MA

I can't pinpoint when it happened, but half my feed has suddenly turned into aspiring motivational speakers.

Trying "LUNCHABLES" for the First Time and WHY IS THE HAM SLIMY?! youtu.be/e-eo3mePHJc via @YouTube #food #lunchables #kids