When you order Dan Andrews from Wish
#MAFS #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightAus
Tennis scoring like...
0 - 15
15 - 15
Orange juice - 30
Love - Orange juice
Love - 48
30 - 48
SQUIRREL. SET. MATCH.
#tennis #AustralianOpen #AustralianOpen2021
You know when you plan a whole weekend of activities and jobs, but then you discover a new TV show and 20 episodes later it's suddenly Sunday night...
I'd rather pour hot sauce into my underwear and put a steak down my pants then walk on molten lava through a pack of hungry wolves while eating a coriander salad and drinking Donald's used mouthwash to the sound of Frozen... than ever try to sell anything on Marketplace again
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Friday Night Vibe Christmas lineup: @EdDJGex @Chrisi_dj @djdavethompson @chrisbell_dj @Ben_Mabon @RealJudgeJules MORE at vibenation.live
Serious question... Are Marina Prior and Mariah Carey locked away and only get released at Christmas time?
#carols #CarolsByCandlelight #carolsinthedomain
Eddie Maguire helping Channel 9 to ruin the only program he didn't feature on. #carols #CarolsByCandlelight #carolsinthedomain #CarolsAtHome
*Clocks change*
Me for the next 2 weeks thinking I can't have lunch at 12 because it's really 11am 🤨
Wife, "It's totally inappropriate to watch #TheBoys with a toddler in the room"
Me,
New game... Drink every time you see product placement on #TheBlock. You'd be wrecked on the floor before the first ad break!
Without a doubt, the absolute best way to discover that you have a hole in you shoe is when you step in a puddle while walking to work on a rainy morning 🌧️
Lockdown update... Tina called me last night and told me that she just wants to get the band back together as she misses doing her thing
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If you don’t know what show this song was on, your too young for me 🤨😂
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One thing I've learnt since having a baby is that absolutely every single TV show or movie I want to watch is not appropriate viewing with a small child in the room... According to my wife anyway 🤷♂️
Us DJs are having a real hard time right now... If you could all text a DJ you know and ask "Hey bro, you got any drink cards?" that would be greatly appreciated











