It's all jokes cuh. TTRPG Content creator. International gnome of shitposting. That annoying fucker.

South Australia
Joined July 2024
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Why keep dealing with a TTRPG company you have to push back on every 3 months for making bad decisions when you can support a little goblin who emerges from their burrow once a year asking $10 for the weirdest fucking game you've ever played
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Thread of crazy painting details 🧵 1. It's all in the eyes
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I recently lost my job and am seeking freelance work to stabilize my income. Here’s a summary of my skills and portfolio: Skills: - Writing - TTRPG Design - Graphic Design (Covers, Posters, Banners, Logos, etc.) - Video Editing Portfolio: Writing: Explore my work in Elven Maid Magazine: ko-fi.com/elvenmaidinn TTRPG Design: I design races, monsters, and classes for 5e, AD&D, Pathfinder 2e, and Castles & Crusades. Samples available on: - Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/elvenmaidinn - Blog: elvenmaidinn.space - X: xitter.cf/elvenmaidinn Video Editing: Check out my video edits on my YouTube channel: youtube.com/@elvenmaidinn?si…. I’ve also worked on Gold Mountains Games’ Halloween Monsters. Graphic Design: I’ve attached some images showcasing my graphic design work. Feel free to reach out if you have any freelance opportunities!
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Lurking deep within the depths of the swamp. The amphibian assaulter. Old Sludge #DnD #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #RPG TTRPG creations: 6/730: Old Sludge downunderdice.blogspot.com/2…
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Want to know what I have planned for the next 2 1/2 years? Yes, I have a schedule planned until December 2026 for all my #DnD & #TTRPG projects. yumdm.com/scheduled-projects…
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The phasing horror found far beneath the ocean. The Flicker Fish #DnD #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #RPG TTRPG creations: 5/730: Flicker Fish downunderdice.blogspot.com/2…
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OMG COSMIC GNOME BANJO youtube.com/watch?v=oegPS0qe…
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Don't get me started on this one
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The nightmare matriarch, the splendid spider superior. #DnD #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #RPG TTRPG creations: 4/730: The Spinner Queen downunderdice.blogspot.com/2…
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A colossal fungi-fueled crazed crab hooked on a horrifying fungi fueled high #DnD #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #RPG TTRPG creations: 3/730: Hooked Horror downunderdice.blogspot.com/2…
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Ever wanted to have a gorilla use magic due to its simian DNA becoming part alien? #DnD #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #RPG TTRPG creations: 2/730: The Gem Gorilla downunderdice.blogspot.com/2…
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Inventory? (From the NTK OFFICIAL Starter Guide!)
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Truly, 365 monsters just wasn't enough. I want to know that people have used my monsters within games to torture others. I don't think I'll ever stop. #DnD #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpg #RPG TTRPG creations: 1/730: The Ha'book downunderdice.blogspot.com/2…
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I never understood the frankly silly trope that "nobody wants to be the healer" when it comes to playing clerics. So let's look at The Cleric. First of all, some historical background: the Cleric was created in D&D because, as I understand it, a certain "Sir Fang" was a player whose character was turned into a vampire and loose in early pre-D&D games using all the vampire traits to run roughshod over other players. Hypnosis, mainly. "You will give me your treasure," "You will protect me with your own life!" etc. So after a viewing of The Witchfinder General, again, as I recall it being told to me, a Cleric was invented to put Sir Fang in his place. Whatever the origin, they were in Original D&D. But I'm going to talk about AD&D, so yeah. #dnd #adnd #ttrpgs #dungeonsanddragons #advanceddungeonsanddragons #garygygax
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Having spoken with Mr Kuntz, listened to his interview with @A_DungeonDelver, and used my own eyes to make my own observations about the early years of Dungeons and Dragons, I have but one conclusion. The people that first created and played D&D were and are utterly normal human beings. Their only crime is not being aware that the future would hold ideology over and above basic decency. All this archaeology is not necessary as we can still talk to the people there at the founding of the hobby. We can see that they are good, creative, and passionate people. I do not understand this need to defame them. Hell, I had the pleasure of interacting with @SapphireKaneq1 on my stream the other night and she has had the opportunity to play with members of the Gygax family. I've started to virtually meet people close to ground zero and, so far, they have all been kind, courteous, and genuinely lovely. Delver and Mr Kuntz themselves are good men, from my experience of them. They have a fire to them, an actual personality (Unlike the soulless suits of WotC) that I can't help but admire. And so an attack on them like this feels almost like a personal affront to me. These authors need to remember that TSR is still within living memory. As ever, @threelinestudio, you have my sword.
Peterson is a historical hack and a fraud. The initial folks who were sold D&D were wargamers--but by 1 year later the main purchasers were SF/F fans including women, amongst them Lee Gold. Does he believe that we grew in 3 years to 1M$ concern on a small niche wargamer cadre?
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Which in turn creates a divide amongst players who enjoy a certain edition and don't want to move. This creates further attention to the latest edition which increases sales ect ect. We can change this as a player base though.
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If we throw the sacred cow that is Hasbro upon the fire and look into home brewing we can be free of this. If we remember that at the end of the day we are all playing TTRPGs, regardless of edition or game. Any one isn't better it's just different people at different tables.
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But why would such a company want us at each others throats? What do they have to gain from all of this school play ground dick measuring. Well, sales. At the end of the day Hasbro (And WOTC) couldn't care about you or I. They do care about money and stats.
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And why does every single new edition feel like further watered-down cordial? Because it is. Because the magic that started it all is being bottled, marketed and sold. And the BBEG is pushing it out harder and faster to increase the sales and stats.
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