BS: @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/TGDpdWEcA6 The man that killed Jimmy Fallon. Post a lot of silly jokes on things I like. Body composition is 50% movies and games.
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Gone but not forgotten. Rest easy king 🕊🥀
Sept 19, 1974-Nov 15, 2022 #RIPJimmyFallon
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As of November 15, 2022, Jimmy Fallon is alive.
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The Real Eclipse Shady retweeted
The issue with “Are Videogames Art?” discourse is that too many people fundamentally conflate “art” with “being good”. Plenty of art sucks shit and is still art
The BLEEM lawsuit happened while the PS1 was being sold and supported, that won precedent. I don't know how this changes things.
Chiefs fans: "A totally normal post, we're not happy losing but congrats for the victory!"
Taylor Swift fans:
My gay ass has been mostly tired of this shit for about a decade like I'm so happy we're getting representation but at the same time 90% of it has been dog shit
The Real Eclipse Shady retweeted
Stolas reminds a lot of BoJack Horseman,but while BoJack is rightfully treated as the problem and told that he can and should change, stolas is constantly treated as a perma-victim whos always misunderstood and whos problems are always someone elses fault
Either some people play video games and don't want to be judged by boomers/femcels, or they're too tired to do anything else besides school
The Real Eclipse Shady retweeted
from what i’m hearing, helluva boss is the rent a girlfriend for indie animation.
"Step 1: Stop playing video g-"
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
