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Victoria

@EauMG

OG perfume blogger. Scientist. Tweeting about fragrance, skincare, cornbread, lipstick, population health, policy, maps, research & stuff.

 Jersey City, NJ
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Joined May 2010
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I have been posting emoji perfume reviews on my Instagram stories and thought y'all would be interested in them here so I'll try to start posting them here too.
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That should say Nome, AK and not None, AK. But, I'm tarred and proofreading on a phone isn't my thing. My IG stories are filled with them and IG stories magically disappear.
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I was today years old when I learned from @EauMG that the Iditarod (and this great dog statue in Central Park) commemorates the emergency delivery of diphtheria vaccine to Nome, Alaska.
Image from Alyssa Harad is at the sky place. DM for invites. (@alyssaharad)
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We all deal with trauma and stress in different ways so I don't want to sound judge-y, but dang, TikTok lip sync dance routines are majorly cringey.
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This baby really does need a show.
👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra) profile picture👸🏾L E A👸🏾@_MissLeandra4 Mar 2020
Gordon Ramsay’s son is so cute, but he already looks prepared to call folks idiot sandwiches. 😭😭
Image from 👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra)
Image from 👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra)
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Omg I don't wanna be an old grump but if you can't keep up a NYC pace while using your phone to text or play those gem games, then don't phone while you walk. Y'all killing me.
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I've been stuck in a traffic jam of these all day. I'm expecting for y'all to be frantically skipping the Smashmouth on your playlist or texting your mom in the hospital but y'all just playing 🍬 games.
Just realized my mom says "meme" like "même".
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And to be fair, I feel like Instagram is just a bunch of "same accounts" anyway.
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None of us can duplicate the perfection of her feathered bangs. Remember that.
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She had the PERFECT feathered bangs. I could never duplicate the perfection of her 80s bangs.
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This entire thread has messed me up. I'm never going to recover from this.
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Some all y'all never had a LinkedIn or a Tinder profile and it really shows. (That's not necessarily a bad thing, but it shows). #dollypartonchallenge
It's that time again when I remind you that my anagram is Janitor Civet.
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"Marisa Tomei" is an anagram for "It's-a-me, Mario"
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Seriously, every single time I wear this people stop ask me what I'm wearing. Nobody compliments my perfume unless it's Still. It's so weird to me.
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And the other "compliment perfume" recently (which I was just talking to @dalybeauty about) is Bath & Body Works Kaleidescope which is basically just Glossier You.
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WHO PUT A RED SOCK IN THE WASHINGMACHINE HOW I'M GONNA GO TO WORK LIKE THIS
Image from birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights)
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Remember how in this past decade They tried to make "Health Goth" into A Thing?
Looking back at the past decade and all that has changed, I'm just gonna say that the quality of swatches has really improved. People have stencils and ish now.
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But, like everything on social media, they're really doctored. I sort of miss old school splotchy, lazy (and realistic) smears of pigments on someone's hairy arm.
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