Ex  engineer • Ex DoD hacker • Emmy Award-winning SWE SI Supremacist Building GOAT — The Greatest of All Timers • https://xitter.cf/t.co/eufoszJtWO

Ohio, USA
Joined April 2008
Ever wonder how long ago your timer went off? I built GOAT—Greatest of All Timers—to remember. Timers, alarms, and moments on one lasting timeline. The closed TestFlight beta is here for iPhone & iPad. Want to poke around and help shape it? Reply or DM me for an invite.
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Plans meet real life. GOAT 1.3 groups timers, alarms, and tags. Select two moments, then tap Difference: a bottle reminder and a feeding, or a promised finish and the actual one. New testers welcome. Join the GOAT beta on TestFlight: testflight.apple.com/join/82…
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This is brilliant 😂
You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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Draw me like one of your French girls
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Don’t ignore this very common demographic!
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An inspirational message. Thank you, @spencerpratt
Pick your fighter, America: Elon or Ilhan.
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Pick your fighter, America: Elon or Ilhan.
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Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
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Your timers. A glance away. GOAT 1.2 adds Live Activities, saved timeframes, date controls, and smoother scrolling. When a timer ends, its clock keeps counting up. Available now in our private TestFlight beta. Testers: update in TestFlight. feverdreamseng.com/pages/goa…
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I just knew “STD” would make a comeback.
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is spreading in the US and turning into a drug-resistant superbug bit.ly/4yLvUVm
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Reading to your baby isn't just for your baby.
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It's actually INSANE how prescient this was. They made this in 2011! This is basically what it's like to use computers now. It's barely exaggerated
Firing up the Slop Cannon today. slop.cc
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Such a great point. Where are all the wonderful benefits of this patriarchy I keep hearing about?
TRUTH BOMB DROPPED by Brian Atlas on Whatever Podcast!
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AI is already software. Interfaces only stand between you and the information you want to understand or the product you want to create. Soon, there will be no middleware. Prompt -> Software w/ shitty interface you have to learn and use -> Product vs. Prompt -> Product
Models are the last moat in software. AI can train on essays and rewrite them. AI can decompile software and recode it. AI can ingest art and recreate it. But AI itself doesn’t want to be “distilled.” Expect more software to retreat to the server and resist “distillation.”
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Looks like a net positive!
What If Taxes Didn't Exist?
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Stoicism, Buddhism, mindfulness, Eckhart Tolle, etc... All teach this essential lesson. The most important moment in your life is always NOW.
“Become a master of overcoming hard moments. That is the sign of a champion.” ~ Roger Federer
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Sometimes the fun of agentic coding is just too much. I create a feature request on GitHub and ask @ChatGPT to help me plan it. In mere minutes, it has built several prototypes for me to try on! ❤️‍
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The pace of software development has accelerated to warp speed with AI agents. I feel like the App Store is going to have to speed up their review turnarounds. I can practically have a new version ready to ship before the previous one gets reviewed!
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Highlights: Tim Apple cameo; Gates carried out on a stretcher
pump this SI-generated video directly into my veins
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pump this SI-generated video directly into my veins
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