At this point I’m just a parody of myself.

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HOW DO THEY LOSE 10 GRAPHICS CARDS LIKE THAT???
Nearly $500,000 worth of Nvidia RTX 5090 graphics cards have mysteriously vanished from a Brazilian airport
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Las petroleras de servicios vuelven a contratar en Venezuela. Weatherford, Baker Hughes, Halliburton y SLB publican decenas de ofertas de empleo en el país, según sus sitios web, de acuerdo con una investigación de @Reuters. Weatherford tiene al menos 20 vacantes, sobre todo en Anaco y Maturín; SLB, 35 en Anaco, Maturín y Caracas, y Baker Hughes, una docena en Maracaibo. La mayoría de estas empresas había cerrado o reducido sus operaciones tras las sanciones de 2019. Suscríbete a nuestro boletín. Link en bio.
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Switchers! This one is for you. ❤️ Patch 5.01 for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered on Nintendo Switch 2 is currently being rolled out! The update comes with a slew of improvements, both general and platform-specific, addressing issues you've helped us pinpoint. See the list of changes below for a detailed overview of what's included in Patch 5.01: thewitcher.ly/NS2_Patch_5.01
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Replying to @Polymarket
This is the most medieval thing I've read on X
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Voy a Francia con este peo encima, montaré historias y espero no morir.
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With Masahiro Sakurai.
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Realistic Street Fighter II
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En la noches pienso que quizás tú eres mi último chance a la felicidad.
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Hoy conocí a la voz de Goku, soy feliz.
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what i expect GTA 6 gameplay to be like
🚨 IMAGE HALLUCINANTE ! Des véhicules de police sont pris pour cible par des manifestants à Paris et sont contraints de fuir à toute vitesse 😱
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JUST IN: Venezuela announces plans for nearly $76,000,000,000.00 in oil investments over the next 5 years.
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“Frank if you open your map you can spot punisher points around the map that will help you upgrade your gear and skills. Make sure to look out for them”
An open-world 'THE PUNISHER' video game is in development at Ubisoft. Reportedly targeting a 2028 release. (Source: GameGeekx)
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This is a satirical post from an account that posts fake stories. No credible reports or official announcements confirm an open-world The Punisher game in development at Ubisoft. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_v… screenrant.com/all-marvel-gam…
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She is the only person that could surpass Trump‘s last incredibly smart choice for Press Secretary! America needs this now! Go Laura!!
BREAKING: Laura Loomer officially offers to take over as as Trump's next White House Press Secretary.
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‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte’s mom recounts agonizing moment she found actor dead trib.al/FKtW7QG
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Oye pero los culerdos me decían que Tebas era del Madrid.
🚨 Laporta: “Real Madrid wants to destroy everything, but fortunately for us, we have Tebas to stop them.”
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Florentino espero que este disfrutando de esto, podias haberles rematado cuando estaban en su peor momento e hiciste lo contrario y ahora que los papeles han cambiado, Laporta no duda en pisarte el cuello, porque quien se alia con corruptos no merece otra cosa que la traición.
🚨🚨 Joan Laporta: “We are SO LUCKY to have Javier Tebas as President of La Liga. He knows how to FIGHT all these attacks from REAL MADRID.”
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if two 9yo kids can energybend by ACCIDENT without even knowing what it is, aang's entire lion turtle finale was completely pointless 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ xitter.cf/Ofcimcold/status/21110…
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Two blocks of wood being forced together is an accurate way of portraying both their characters and their “relationship”
korrasami first kiss on screen being pavi making them kiss YO #sevenhavens
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🚨💣 BREAKING: The Higher Sports Council is considering TAKING ACTION against Javier Tebas for his statements comparing Real Madrid TV to ‘N*zi Germany type propaganda’.
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