@EasterWatch

Watching Easter. Rating Easter. Guardian of Easter. Self-Appointed Easter Enforcer.

 Golgotha, Israel
Joined November 2016
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WE MUST BOYCOTT THESE SMARTIES EGGS FROM 1976 BECAUSE THEY DON'T SAY EASTER ON THE FRONT IN CASE THEY OFFEND MUSLIMS 40 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
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Easter®Watch retweeted
Easter®Watch@EasterWatch23 Apr 2020
Replying to @pauline_boughen @BBCNews
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Easter®Watch retweeted
Easter®Watch@EasterWatch23 Apr 2020
Replying to @SneekyHen @BBCNews
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I’ve just remembered the password for this account. Happy Easter! (if we’re even allowed to say that anymore without being arrested for hate speech)
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Easter®Watch retweeted
Easter®Watch@EasterWatch9 May 2019
Replying to @GameChangerGirl @davidvance
Couldn't agree more xitter.cf/EasterWatch/status/810…
Easter®Watch@EasterWatch19 Dec 2016
Replying to @EasterWatch
.... aaaaand there it is! #Snowflake #Butthurt #Cuck @davidvance
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Wet-lipped basement-dwelling braindrug-peddling Nazi-rimming Pot Noodle-slurping right-wing spunkbubble mapwanker suddenly pretends to care about Easter. Imagine my shock.
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🙏 Luke 22:14 🙏 And when the hour was come, Jesus sat down, and the twelve apostles with him. And he said unto them:
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Easter®Watch retweeted
Easter®Watch@EasterWatch31 Mar 2018
🙏 Definitely-a-Christian @TheCleaner13 says our government should support Christianity by forcing companies to put the word Easter on Easter eggs. And by sterilising immigrants. And by sending them on some sort of DeathSwim™. 🏊🏽‍♂️ ☠️ 🙏 #ChristianCountry
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Does it... make you cross? xitter.cf/toryboypierce/status/9…
Andrew Pierce
@andrewpierceexc31 Mar 2018
Prize for poor taste Easter advertising slogan goes to @Halfords_uk which said in email: ‘nail your projects.” Crucifixion anyone?
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🙏 Definitely-a-Christian @TheCleaner13 says our government should support Christianity by forcing companies to put the word Easter on Easter eggs. And by sterilising immigrants. And by sending them on some sort of DeathSwim™. 🏊🏽‍♂️ ☠️ 🙏 #ChristianCountry
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✝️ In a Christian country, we should call them Easter eggs, and we should also torpedo refugee boats and machine gun the survivors, says follower of Jesus @markluxon1 ✝️
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.@Pickle06858345 - who lives in CHRISTIAN BRITAIN 🙏 🇬🇧- is angry that Easter eggs are now chocolate eggs and thinks migrants should be blown up and drowned.
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🙏 Matthew 5:1 🙏 Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, and He did say unto the masses:
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🙏 @L_E_E_D_S 🙏
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#SafeForWork Tag an Egg-Gammon
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WE CAN'T CALL EASTER EGGS EASTER EGGS ANYMORE
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These days, if you call them Easter Eggs, you get arrested and thrown in jail. These days.
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This is normal. @StevieRenee3
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"Was a government in anyway involved in removing the word Easter from Easter eggs" petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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