I don't know how to hogtie people

Southern Oregon
Joined March 2015
Finished 'Sleeping Dogs' last night. Man, I played it in 2012 but don't remember it being that good. Even tho I beat the story I'm going to keep playing to get 100%. I don't think I've ever done that on a game before but it's so fun I don't want to stop playing lol.
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Bitch I already have $5.
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This mofo plays a villain/racist/monster so fucking well. Literally everything I've seen him in, he kills (literally and figuratively).
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Mullen or Chet? Haven't had a pair of Globe's since 7th grade but I'm looking for something chunky and comfy I can wear daily. Probably won't skate them 🤷‍♂️🤔
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A real man:
You know a nigga pussy if he like mustard
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Devastated. I will have breakfast for dinner in his honor tonight 🍳 🕊🕊🕊🕊
🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. tmz.me/4yfaoHe
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They're just selling half full antacids now lol? Wtf 🤦‍♀️
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It was an SNL monologue by a comedian. Not a TED Talk 🤦‍♀️
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy rips Shane Gillis "SNL" monologue as misogynistic. 🎥: Instagram/instadanjlevy
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Me watching the Seahawks game 😬
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This debut has the best opening track to an album of any genre during any time period 😎🤙
32 years of self titled is insane!!! What’s your favourite song off the album yhat started it all? #korn #korntwt #jonathandavis #headbrianwelch #munkyshaffner
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Need.
Jonathan Davis is the gift that keeps on giving
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My late grandfather gave me a pocket angel in my early 20's I kept on me daily for YEARS! Lost it 15 years ago and have hated myself for it ever since 🤦‍♀️ His birthday was 2 days ago and my son gives me one he found at school THAT DAY. Too wild for it to be a coincidence 🤯
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I did not like Blink 182 in middle school when they were hot because I was only into chugging riffs and djent, with pig squeals, guttoral and fry screams at the time lol. But now I'm older a nostalgia junkie, I do like hearing their music now 🥲
Tom DeLonge is used to going to Petco Park and hearing his Blink 182 jam “All the Small Things” sang by the whole stadium. But last night during a playoff game, he got a bit emotional about it with tears in his eyes. He even joined the crowd towards the end and sang in the camera. Cool stuff
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Always bring a decoy ball with you to the park ⚾️🧤 That way you can just do a quick swap and keep the one you caught 🍔 Everyone is happy if you do it smooth so no one knows 🤷‍♂️
Normalize keeping the ball if you caught it fair & square ⚾️
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My son seems to be ditching skateboarding for BMX riding. Fuck. I'm gonna pop one of his tires when he goes to bed.
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Nike and meth.
Idaho has potatoes, Iowa has corn. What does your state have?
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I need to stop watching TV shows from my childhood, I forgot how many programs back then had absolute ear worms for intros. I'm a 40 year old man and have had the 'Lizzie McGuire' theme song stuck in my head for two fucking weeks non-stop 🤦‍♀️
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Stupid camera phone. To the human eye this looked exactly like Pac Man eating a dot, but every picture I'd take would come out looking nothing like that.
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Philip Banks retweeted
Okay, this might be my favorite game blend so far.
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