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Please take this eggnog as my apology

You kids are boring

This is why you cant be Spiderman Spiderman takes risks Take the risk Join us

Drink the eggnog Join us--

Drunk trio then

Y e s. Miles should get drunk too. Drunk duo.

Drunk piggy is best piggy

Oh yes

[ The pig is getting drunk on spiked eggnog and no one can stop him. ]

[ Slams a Christmas hat on head. ] ❛ Time to find eggnog! ❜

❛ .... ❜ ❛ Uh... ❜

[-] This is mood

❛ Eh, its alright. ❜ ❛ Not like I can get hurt, after all! ❜ ❛ ... ❜ ❛ Actually I take that back- ❜

❛ I can tell, youre squeezing the ink outta me! ❜ [ The pig chuckled. ]

[ Hed appear to stretch in shape when squeezed by the hug. ] ❛ Alright then- ❜

❛ The two-dimensional look not give it away? ❜ [ Hed stretch his arm art as if it were rubber. ]

❛ I Guess its one of the benefits of bein' a cartoon! ❜ [ Hed shrug. ]

❛ I got absolutely /no/ idea! ❜ [ He said this extremely confidently, with small finger guns to add comedic effect. ]

[-] pizza time was ruined for me because of a video involving the tmnt [-] you know [-] /that one/

❛ Sure thing! ❜ [ Hed toss the hammer over, the tool doing some cartoonish flips in the air despite only being lightly thrown. ]