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THE RADIO SIBLINGS. PARODY.

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π‚π‡π„π‘π‘πˆ π‚πŽπ‹π€ πŸ’ ❝ many years ago, cherri cola was a killjoy, a sharp-shooter, and a dj giving voice to the vagabonds of the desert... ❞ rogue poet. father figure. kind soul.
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s@7uesdays3 Oct 2024
anyone else never seen a m/f relationship
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whaddya think the rest of us do?
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W29 Sep 2024
so now i have to do the dance to some shit song i don’t even know?
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i got a record player.
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W29 Sep 2024
i need the music. do you have access to BliTube that won’t immediately send five draculoids to our location?
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oh, yeah? i wanna see.
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W29 Sep 2024
that’s so not true! i used to be really good at the dance fuck off
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β€˜cuz there ain’t no way ya earnin’ that free spot f
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W29 Sep 2024
yeah actually we do. so.
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πŸ’ ya gotta be paying a shitload for ya parkin’ if tha’s how ya earn it
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W29 Sep 2024
madame director has us doing this for free parking xitter.cf/elit_illit/status/1839…
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quit starin’ like ya gonna take a bite. β€˜m poisoned goods.
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W26 Sep 2024
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like various meats. 🀀
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β€˜m made of poems
SCARECROW βŒ– FLARE (@FLARECR0W) profile pictureSCARECROW βŒ– FLARE@FLARECR0W26 Sep 2024
Not me im made out of emails
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aiman@dumbsoftheart25 Sep 2024
scary to think that i have poems inside me. i am made of poems
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π™‘π˜Όπ™ˆπ™Šπ™Ž! 🎟️ (@THlNGTWO) profile picture
π™‘π˜Όπ™ˆπ™Šπ™Ž! 🎟️@THlNGTWO21 Sep 2024
(running from a drac) (stops breathlessly and puts her crocs in sports mode) (zooms off into the distance)
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heh. tha’s one way of puttin’ it. land ho! ( points at an abandoned building, covered in graffiti and marked for demolition. at least the broadcasting equipment separates it from the other abandoned buildings. )
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
good for you. looks like your teenage rebellion ended up better than mine.
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ain’t blame ya. did the same myself a million years ago. been out here since.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
of course he was. yeah, he wasn’t exactly parent material. i ran off as soon as i got the chance. [ too early, really, but Cherri only just stopped looking at him like he’s a feral kitten, and he doesn’t want that to return. ]
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stuck wi’ a pops like that. he was there when they founded batt city. tha’s what i heard.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
me? lucky? pray tell.
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ain’t seen him in person. jus’ read β€˜bout him. guess ya the lucky one. heh.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
my condolences. [ treks beside him with laboured steps. ]
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( laughs ) rich white guy? i know a hundred. but i heard of β€˜em.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
lemme guess, you know of my dad.
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( treks through the sand ) hargreeves, huh?
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
… oh. yeah, okay, fair enough. [ follows. ]
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ya gonna get a radiation high standin’ out here. or die of exposure. or get shot by either side.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
[ raises an eyebrow. ] why?
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the isolation’s the worst. β€˜m real lucky to have β€˜em down at the station. ya better come wi’ me.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
[ ugh. poets. ] well, as long as there are people around me, i’m confident i won’t succumb to complete insanity.
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( gestures around them at the desert ) somethin’ β€˜bout the land out here’s like that. people wander in an’ out, livin’ an’ dead. realities blur together. time gets outta order. people disappear. most folk think they’re dreamin’.
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
[ oh, they have a dystopian sci-fi government but they know about the Wizard of Oz. of course. ] something like that. i’ve given up worrying about it at this point. i always seem to end up okay. [ fiddles with his prosthetic, picking a piece of dirt out of one of its joints. ]
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howdy. β€˜s a pleasure. ( shakes his hand, grinning ) ya a long way from kansas, huh?
|.FIRE AT WILL.| (@bIueblink) profile picture|.FIRE AT WILL.|@bIueblink21 Sep 2024
fair enough. [ he’s still completely baffled by how this system of living works. ] [ takes his hand and shakes it with the one he has left. ] Five Hargreeves. [ he doesn’t say the job title. it’s a little off-putting. ]
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