- 𝗔𝗱𝗮𝗺

"Well, I mean – , eeeeeeh?" So - so motion with hand! "I'm not really her babysitter? I just report things I notice to Sera."

"Could always schedule her to be doing things / away / from me . . "

Frowning at that, arms crossing a little tighter. "I don't really think she even wants to be in my life? Maybe we could just avoid each other forever besides work. That sounds / awesome /."

"I . . I know that. I just wanted to join in on the jokes." Pause. "I don't / actually / want her as my stepmom. Like, ever. In my entire afterlife."

"Well, y'know . . !" Gesturing vaguely with her hands! "Lots of the cherubim, they joke about it, and a few Winners here and there . . ! 'Cause you guys are always together, so they're always like, 'oh, Abel, how is your stepmom'!"

I got in trouble last time

Perfect

"It was a joooooke – ! Tons of people kind of already call her that, anyways." ( 😮‍💨 )

Slowly sinking into her robes. What did she do / now / to piss him off?

It’s gross

If Abel ever refers to me as any version of a mom again I’ll vomit on him

aaaaaaah. i see. [ not even going to comment on the 'apparently'. ]

why is the first man even in hell . . ? ?

〝 maybe that would be best . . 〞