鄺文詠 | contributor at @404mediaco and consulting | formerly @WIRED @VICENews @TorontoStar | THOUGHTS/OPINIONS MY OWN

Turtle Island
Joined June 2014
the way i gotta learn about new fuckhead “comedians” when im blessed with a homecooked meal like this
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oh yes please cut water bills after telling people to download an israeli AI app for your useless mayoral run
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we got kawhi u got this fuckface now we know why Trump mad
Comedian comes home to Toronto after moving to Austin and shows how fucking terrible Canadians can be
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Trump on Canada: "They have been one of the worst countries in the entire world"
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fucked up an american’s multi billionaire’s bag and fled the country for cactus club king street that’s our fucking KING
KAWHI LEONARD IS A RAPTOR. 🦖🏀
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it’s giving taxidermy on a human
Mitch McConnell is the deadest alive person
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the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat
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if you ever feel bad about yourself just imagine being ed sheeran’s corny ass
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ya ok goodnight toronto
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OKAMOTO HEALING MY BITTER TORONTO HEART
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beautiful women named emergency alert and environment canada r blowing up my phone damn !!
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BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN. Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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hail storm and emergency alert as i wait to depart a flight at PEARSON AMA
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doug ford employing all the trump tactics to get to where he is and drag around hell for three terms only to tell trump to kiss his ass is like… please cancel each other out
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will allow trump to rename lake ontario if he can swim from the harbourfront to hanlans and back
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just know if you’re sending me justin trudeau and katy perry content you do not respect my need for brain capacity
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youtube thumbnails have ruined society… like FUCK UR BIG ASS SHOCKED FACE YOU AN INDUSTRY PLANT
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Evy Kwong retweeted
THE FUCKING FLOP OFF
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just get Cabo Verde back in here this shit so stupid
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