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If you have @USAA, do not trust your family’s safety to the Roadside Assistance. We Love their insurance/banking, but the roadside assistance is horrible. it has taking more than an hour on multiple instances over the last couple of years in a major city & had to fix without them
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Wish I could get access to the @LinkedIn Live beta, with all the live streaming I'm doing and the tribe we have there. @LinkedInHelp
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New infographic on servant leadership. Would love your thoughts on it ==> lnkd.in/dg93NaC
#servantleadership #servantleader #leadershipquotes #entrepreneur #leadership #infographic
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My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her fear of CIA. She Laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo Laughed. I shot the Echo – at Sandy Springs, GA
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If someone terrorizes you because of your freedom, giving up ur freedom in hopes they stop terrorizing you is really freaking stupid
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Just informed the sobbing kid next to me that life only gets worse and he stopped crying, yet his mom didn't seem to appreciate it?!?
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Tomorrow is December and you didn't accomplish anything close to what you thought you would this year. Have a great day!
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Life has shown that drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth.
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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Sorry for the confusion, when I said "will you help me" I meant "can you do this"
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A picture is worth a thousand words. Unless it’s a picture of 10 words quoting someone else. Then it’s just bullshit on my Instagram feed.
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If you want someone to keep your secret, just tell it when they're looking at their phone. They'll have no idea what you actually said.
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The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird shit.
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Before marrying someone, you have to ask yourself, "will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?"
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If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.




