Giancarlo Stanton is Jacoby Ellsbury with bigger biceps and one fluke postseason run. After his 59-home-run MVP season in 2017, the Yankees got just 11.2 WAR in nine seasons from Stanton, with only one All-Star appearance and a slugging percentage that dropped 100 points from his Miami totals. He also missed 530 games, playing in just 764 of a possible 1294 games between 2018-2026 (59%). All while blocking the Yankees from signing the best free agents of the decade -- including Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, Corey Seager, and Kyle Tucker. His 13-year, $325 million poison pill deal will go down as one of the most egregiously detrimental contracts in baseball history.